to want HC to come over here and talk to me?

[FrannyandZooey]

Well?

fuck me you're up late

it is franny isn't it and not hunker

What the fuck is SHE doing out of bed?????

LOL it's me

LOL dp doesn't know I am here

do do be do be do be do
do do be do be do be do
we're alll going on a summer holiday

are we?

ooh we ARE

I have been to bed and got up again
too much packing
dh is asleep
well he was exhausted

I'm not coming if SHE's coming

no more working for a week (not two)

ah

you mean YOU are going on a holiday

I thought you meant OUR holiday

yes my dp is "exhausted" as well

I have a lovely big red bus.
and I also have Cliff Richard

no I am going to Wales
as far as I know franny isn't coming
so have we all had sex this evening??

well, not together

AFAIK

and then got up again to mumsnet

Yes

but not with sheep

Greeny we don't often meet up without you

anyway me and you have breakfast together, often, without HC

sheep
good lord no
sheep are too stupid.
cows, that's a different matter.
meerkats, maybe, they're cute

it doesn't say that much for our respective partners does it?

we should be lying semi-conscious with our hair all over our faces

where do you have breakfast?
is it an Egg McMuffin

Yes, but sheep are easy, they just stand still and munch

meerkats, well, they might bite your nipples off

we have lovely breakfasts in the Travellodge

and I eat all the croissants and complain there isn't enough food

actually I don't mean to crow but it was very marvellous
I had to get up again to have a jam sandwich biscuit because of all the exertion
then I saw the pc, gently glowing

Egg McCuntitude

we feast only on the finest Nicoise Quinoa Pasta