to want HC to come over here and talk to me?

[FrannyandZooey]

Well?

OK scrub the jam sandwich biscuit

HC you are one sick puppy

chapati! genius

you are fricking WHAT

are you insane

people are paying good money to be taught cervix dilation by you, they don't want to see a succession of junk foods paraded in the name of education

this is quite a strange way to earn a living isn't it?
dd1 found my lemon breast model the other day with the ducts and glands drawn on it
she said why have you drawnon this lemon mummy? you mustn't draw on fruit
I explained
she went

food stuffs are am integral part of my teaching
I utilise almost all the fruit bowl.
and walnuts.
and anyway mini cheddars aren't junk.
they're yummy

LOLOL at "you mustn't draw on fruit"

glad you disabused her of this stuffy conventionality

I keep trying to think of something witty to say in rejoinder, but nope, the lemon mam has be totally fucking stumped

I sent dh to find a pair of lemons with really good sticky outy nipples.
like chapel hat pegs.

that poor man

was he fondling them all in Tesco's? He could get in bother for that you know

I think he was able to choose just with a cursory visual inspection
he is experinced in this area

right I must go as I have a lunatic drive tomorrow
kiss kiss
mwah mwah

in the lemon area?

well each to their own

stop wait HALT

how long are you going for and why was I not consulted about this?

A lunatic drive? Is that a bit like a beetle drive, but with meerkat sex and wanton citrus defilement?

These Oxford types

SHE IS GOING ON HOLIDAY WITHOUT US, GREENY

Well, we are kind of going on holiday without her

No no au contraire I think you will find she is planning to crash that holiday quite a bit

Well, that will be very nice

ah yes I must speak to you about various things

ds has been going on and on about Discover; do you think we can go there again pls?

YES YES, I loved it there and so did the kids, it was really really special.

Would NQC be up for it too, do you think?

She's away while we are up there, otherwise we could have had a reunion

I have list of stuff we want to do, shall I email you tomorrow?

Yes, do!!! I am really starting to look forward to it now.