to want HC to come over here and talk to me?

[FrannyandZooey]

Well?

sheep aren't much of a challenge are they?
easy lay if you ask me

mine was quite good

I think it woke me up a bit

mmmm pasta

we have a new internet provider
this enables dh to tell how long I have been on line and when

I knew it

a plot to deprive me of vegetables

he ate all the mushrooms
gosh that's a bit harsh
were there any coco pops?

oh gosh HC

this is not good news

There were NO mushrooms and not enough hash browns

and only about 2 croissants

by the way ladies can you think of a biscuit or other edible items which forms a 10 cm circle?

no indeed

HC, it was worse than you could possibly imagine

Ricicles

wtf? edible 10 inch what?

a whole edam

hmmmm, imagine that
a crappy brealfast at a travel lodge
I will go to the foot of our stairs
hold on

a quiche

did you go? did they need hoovering?

a wagon wheel

a very large doughnut

no no no a circle not a ball
it needs to be in two dimensions
gosh I really like ricicles
yum yum
I wonder if there are any in the cupboard

what is she on about greeny? I think she is still by the stairs

well no food is in two dimensions what are you talking about

unless you sit on it or something

a wagon wheel
ffs have you been smoking skank again greeny what sort of freakadelic wagon wheel is that

Did I say Ricicles? I meant Sugar Puffs. Engorged, bloated, flaccid sugar puffs.

chapati?

As if you could render any material 2D by sitting on it Franny, the most you could hope to achieve would be a sort of v-shaped divit

we are modelling the dilatin of the cervix with food items:

1cm The interior diameter of a Hula Hoop (has the advantage of being deep like a partly-effaced cervix as well)

3cm Mini-cheddar

5cm Maryland chocolate chip cookie or Jam sandwich biscuit

7cm Sainsbury's Digestive

9cm Finn Crisp Original Rye crispbread

aha chapati

I think the green one has it

ooh shit I think dp is getting up for a wee