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Original poster

What the actual fuck is this

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cheeseislife8 · 03/06/2019 11:13

I just... what??

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Original poster
cheeseislife8 · 03/06/2019 11:15

It won't attach my picture 🙄

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Unhomme · 03/06/2019 11:16

Yes YABU

Barbarafromblackpool · 03/06/2019 11:18
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cheeseislife8 · 03/06/2019 11:18

Haha I thought so 😂

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TheAverageJuror · 03/06/2019 11:22

Oooh. Guessing one.Grin

Whatever it is LTB

CurtainsOpen · 03/06/2019 11:29

Call 101 and log it

Chune · 03/06/2019 11:32

Have you seen a doctor about that? I’m not sure it should be that colour.

ooopsupsideyourhead · 03/06/2019 11:34

For God’s sake, cancel the cheque.

purplelass · 03/06/2019 11:34

It's one of these going the other way

WatcherOfTheNight · 03/06/2019 11:34

It's a skateboard!

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 03/06/2019 11:34

Whatever it is, it's clearly in need of a spa day.

Drum2018 · 03/06/2019 11:35

Cut it off and wrap the wound in a dirty rag. You'll be grand.

TrixieFranklin · 03/06/2019 11:39

It's a penis beaker

YetAnotherSpartacus · 03/06/2019 11:41

It's the Mumsnet chicken!

Pharlapwasthebest · 03/06/2019 11:42

Is it a wank diary?

Purplecatshopaholic · 03/06/2019 11:43

Go scream in the sistine chapel...

PunishmentSnart · 03/06/2019 11:43

I’m afraid you have a bout of smellbow

SoupDragon · 03/06/2019 11:46

Burn the house down NOW!

ifeellikeanidiot · 03/06/2019 11:48

I call reverse

Loyaultemelie · 03/06/2019 11:49

Lick it to find out

MyCatHatesEverybody · 03/06/2019 11:49

It's a boil in the vag curry

Buggeritimgettingup · 03/06/2019 11:49

Penguin bollards are essential

flapjackfairy · 03/06/2019 11:50

Do we get a clue ?

EleanorReally · 03/06/2019 11:50

is it Donald Trump?

proseccoandbooks · 03/06/2019 11:51

Is a teeny tiny kitten?