What the actual fuck is this

[cheeseislife8]

I just... what??

I hope it doesn’t stain

It's a chicken that can feed a family of 5 for a week

Is it a parking one? with diagram?

It's the Sidebar of Shame with all the misogyny removed.

Is that what unwashed legs look like? Urgh.

I think it's a kind of mongoose.

Kill it with fire

A cube of poo?

I’m with you OP. It’s unfair the state of affairs nowadays and this latest generation should just accept how hard life is!

Looks rediculous!

Log it with 101.

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It's one of those mumsnet toilet brushes - come on everyone keep up!

@MichaelMumsnet please help @cheeseislife8 upload the photo! As entertaining as this thread is already we need to know what the actual fuck it is. NEED to know.

It obviously hasn’t been washed or showered for an hour.

So disgusting and Unhygienic.

I can smell it from here. Anyone who can’t is nose blind.

Have you snapped and farted OP?

Is it a hornet? 🐝

Boil it in the vag.

I’d see a doctor about that!

Were you the other woman?

Better get your ducks in a row; book your 30 mins free meeting with a solicitor. Good luck!

I'm laughing out loud so hard the cat is giving me evils! (And yes, I am place marking...)

It was Trump, STILL trying to hold his wife's hand.

I'd ask this to be moved to Relationships if I were you.

Throw some glitter over it and sell it on Facebook