What the actual fuck is this

[cheeseislife8]

I just... what??

Clubbing, obvs, Aaarrgghh

They'd get less transparent when they fill up with perspiration.

The Queen Mother was very fond of her See-Thru umbrellas.

You could top off and accessorise the outfit with one of those, or with my personal choice, the See-Thru Rain Hood, (as sold in blue-rinse-type hairdressers).

@SmiledWithTheRisingSun oooh looks like those ones have pockets!

Is it easycare and dies it need ironing? For beach blokes, I’ve found the perfect little number to slip on when the days are hot and balmy.

There you go ladies. For the princely sum of £3.81 on eBay, matching knickers! What’s not to love, you fashionistas 😂

Gives a whole new meaning to vag steaming!

@pigeonscooing I read that as you once had a wee through umbrella
Now that could be quite handy in an emergency

Oh this thread is gold, just love it. To complete my outfit, the perfect footwear to set it all off

Just as a last thought, be sure to get the old epilator out before you all go strutting your stuff unless your into all natural 😂

Not RTFT but laying my guess on it being a smellbow.

Fingers crossed I'm right

Never been so happy to be wrong 😂😂🤦‍♂️

I’ve just woken the baby up by laughing too hard at this. He’s now giving me the evils. 😬

I'm worried that, squashed up in these jackets and trousers, our various lady parts will resemble bank robbers' faces in tights.

I'm going to order mine a size up, which will also help with ventilation and drainage, hopefully.

Oh my god!

Even the models thighs don’t look well, as lovely as they’d look without the plastic creasing and squeezing on them! Poor thing...

@crunchyconflake while revealing, the guy pic above is not quite in the spirit of this thread. If we go transparent, then they do too

I’m visiting family in the Med in August. Dare I wear it there or would it melt?

RedHatsDoNotSuitMe Ahh yes, clubbing. Forgot about that option lol

crunchycornflake Them wellies are alright actually. Maybe not the other footwear, but see through wellies seems to make sense lol

Are they recyclable, biodegradable, compostable, or do we just toss our outfits in our neighbours' wheelie bins when we've finished with them? I don't like the idea of all our discarded outfits ending up in the sea being eaten by whales, or blowing about and getting snagged on trees. Can anyone recommend an alternative outfit made from beeswax? TIA.

But were you T-rexing in Asda at the time?

Size 16 have sold out but sizes 18 to 26 are still available.😳

Just means you can wear them FOREVER @BB
Classic and timeless!

Just saw this on Wish, and thought of this thread...

On a retriever of all dogs...
They live for getting wet and muddy.

Oh ye gods, every man and his dog too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had a see through Mac in the early 80’s, from C&A, clear with green dots on it. My mum and sister had matching ones. 😳 The elasticated cuffs dug in and left us looking like we had been tied up! We still wore them though (grim).