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To find the royal family fascinating?

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MagicKingdomDizzy · 28/04/2019 14:26

Don't want to make this a TAAT, so I'll just say I have enjoyed everyone's observations on the royal family and it's made a boring weekend go much quicker Grin

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Iamnotagoddess · 28/04/2019 22:39

Yeah apparently Victoria and Albert were utter sex addicts (they did have 9 children who all hated her).

Whizzler · 28/04/2019 22:39

Yes it's weird to think she was only 36 when she died. In my memory she was much older!

LaMarschallin · 28/04/2019 22:40

Iamnotagoddess

I just Googled the Diana at the gym photosthey are hilarious leotard over cycling shorts - there was outrage at the time (what if it was a bomb?!) .

Is pretty clear though that she knew the camera was there and probably planted but herself!

Totally agree. Just love the secretive smile.

Is this the cellulite shot?
No. I suspect that was the antidote to the CS.

yolofish · 28/04/2019 22:40

no the cellulite shot was where she was wearing similar very short shorts but with a tshirt or something over the top, and there were marks on the back of her thighs - big media debate about whether it was cellulite or had she been sitting on one of those plastic chairs which leave marks on you.

Which brings me on to another very important question (or two): whenever I cross my legs, I get red marks on the inside of my knees. This does not appear to happen to royals/slebs - why not? And in the case of the royals, how the fuck to they manage to keep their knees clamped tightly together while sitting? I have tried this, it is virtually impossible IMO.

Kudos to the Duchesses for their immaculate seated posture!

CurlyWurlyTwirly · 28/04/2019 22:42

Those were photos taken by the owner of the gymn with a hidden camera. He was sued for invasion of privacy. They were published in the Mirror in the early 90s

Iamnotagoddess · 28/04/2019 22:43

You get red marks because you should be crossing you legs at the ankle not at the knees.

Like a good Duchess.

Where the fuck is Paul Burrell??!

Iamnotagoddess · 28/04/2019 22:44

@CurlyWurlyTwirly

1993

I bet she knew Smile

RubberTreePlant · 28/04/2019 22:44

Those were photos taken by the owner of the gymn with a hidden camera. He was sued for invasion of privacy. They were published in the Mirror in the early 90s

Yes but Di was in cahoots with him all along. Hence the last minute out of court settlement.

Whizzler · 28/04/2019 22:45

I knew about Julia Carling but didn't know about Ali Cockayne. Will Carling does sound like a total shit!

BishopBrennansArse · 28/04/2019 22:46

I will admit I did like it when Anne Robinson used to call Diana the Thorpe Park Goddess and how quickly the mirror did an about turn and started all the sainthood articles.

LaMarschallin · 28/04/2019 22:46

www.standard.co.uk/news/diana-deeply-hurt-at-claims-she-had-cellulite-6591502.html

This is a link to the cellulite story but without a picture from the back showing the disputed dimpling.

yolofish · 28/04/2019 22:46

goddess but then my knees lapse and I could be flashing my non-royal knickers everywhere?? actually just trying this while sitting at the computer, and it is in fact easier to cross one's non-royal ankles and hold one's non-royal knees together than not to cross anything at all. But can feel the pressure in one's hips - perhaps it's part of the royal training? I would fail.

Iamnotagoddess · 28/04/2019 22:47

WC was an arsehole.

I have connections who know him.

RubberTreePlant · 28/04/2019 22:47

I always thought it odd that James H was the one labelled "cad". Will C was such a little shit.

BishopBrennansArse · 28/04/2019 22:48

I still reckon there were more than 7 though I'm bloody sure BA went there

Whizzler · 28/04/2019 22:49

BA Baracus?

RubberTreePlant · 28/04/2019 22:49

Singer/photographer BA?

Iamnotagoddess · 28/04/2019 22:49

@yolofish

You don’t flash your knickers because you bend both knees together to the side then cross your ankle once sitting.

You don’t do a big Kenny Everett leg cross Grin

thenightsky · 28/04/2019 22:49

I thought Diane's 'cellulite' was because she'd been sat on one of those beaded car seat covers that were popular at the time...

RubberTreePlant · 28/04/2019 22:51

Beaded car seat cover? Diana? I'd laugh if she had one of those windshield stickers saying "Diana & Hasnat" Grin

MarkleSparkle · 28/04/2019 22:51

What does Paul Burrell do these days?

Whizzler · 28/04/2019 22:52

He appears as a talking head on Channel 5 docs with titles like 'Britain's 100 Favourite Pies'.

Iamnotagoddess · 28/04/2019 22:53

Exhibit A

To find the royal family fascinating?
yolofish · 28/04/2019 22:53

goddess You don’t do a big Kenny Everett leg cross grin THAT's where I've been going wrong all my life!!

Whizzler · 28/04/2019 22:54

Were those things decorative or were they supposed to have some therapeutic benefits? Grin