What is it about certain people’s faces..

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... that totally rubs you up the wrong way. I mean, they might be a perfectly lovely person, but there’s something about their face that makes you want to punch them.

Take Keira Knightly for example.

I appreciate she is beautiful, that’s not the issue, it’s just something about her face that I find so irritating.

Perez Hilton. Very annoying face.

There’s a few more that I can’t recall right now but AIBU?

Gemma Collins gives my DP the rage. I walked into him shouting at the TV.
Anthony Cotton for me.

OMG, I apologise profusely, my ' slanting eyes' comment was NOT explained well. I know what I mean, but failed to explain!

This particular woman has eyes which slant upwards as she smiles ( not a genuine smile, a grimace really) and looks you up and down as if you've been dragged in by the cat. The eyes are cold and dead they just happen to go upwards into her (over plucked) eyebrows, ie the slanting. No reference to ethnicity at all (.she's a red head). Sorry.

Both Philip and holly, amanda Holden Simon cowell David walliams defo James Arthur, dianne Abbott she always reminds me of Delores umbridge

Thank you above for helping me to remember Gemma Collins and Anthony cotton

Totally agree.
David Cameron and Owen Farrell are mine.

Jimmy Carr
Benedict Cumberbatch

This won’t be popular but Stephen Fry. I’d like to claque that smug look right off his smarmy tete.

Eva Green, the mawky-faced cow.

Laura Kuenssberg always looks as though she's judging you for having worn that outfit, and she'll be bitching about you to her Mean Girl friends as soon as you've switched off the TV.

Julia Bradbury is the one I'd happily claque in the tete. I'm sure she's a lovely woman, kind to orphans and stray dogs but she makes me want to put a foot through the telly.

I've a face type I dislike - tall forehead and thin barely there lips. Can't think of a woman who has this look, as only men are springing to mind, but David Cameron would be my example.

Oh gosh, so many people deserve a proper claque, where do I begin?
Trump!
Gove, with those awful lips
Kirsty Allslop
Laura Kuennsberger
Naga Munchetty
Katie Price

Holly Willoughby and her voice

Gosh, I was bullied relentlessly at school for not having “the right look” or because my “face was annoying” according to a certain clique.

Nice to see the mean girls spirit alive and well on Mumsnet

Katie Hopkins
Holly Willoughby
Phil Schofield
Theresa May
Tony Blair and Cherie Blair
Colleen Nolan

Nice to see the mean girls spirit alive and well on Mumsnet

I thought the same thing pineapple.

Apparently it's ok though because mumsnet 'do understand the irrational annoyance that perfectly innocent celeb faces might invoke.' It's not funny, it's just nasty and much of it is very personal.

Hmmm, I'm not sure I agree I for one am a mean girl because I don't like the look of Jacob Rees mogg. I think that's an entirely natural human reaction 🤣

Bluntness .

Laura Kuenssberg

Yes, yes, yes - and she is even more slappable in person!!!!

Prince Andrew

A face I would never tire of punching

Eric Pickles

The word "odious" was surely invented for him

Oh god just thought of another

Beth Tweddle, even her name annoys me.

Hugh Jackman annoys me. He always looks so pleased with himself for being Hugh Jackman.

I don't want to punch him though. He just annoys me.

Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage. Mostly Tom Cruise, I can't watch anything with him in it.

Sammy Wilson
Ian Paisley jnr
Arlene foster
I could wear a boot out kicking them