to wonder how the hell in 2007 people still have to ask what a troll is

[Twiglett]

on every single feckin' thread where the troll-hunters appear

there is an acronym list (see useful stuff under active convos etc)
but BLW = baby led weaning

www.babyledweaning.com

Thank you Squonk - I've name changed a couple of times - but have always admitted it, hope that doesn't make me a troll - don;t like the sound of that!

You know. Every time people talk about trolls, I remember a song my mum used to sing to me and my sister at night.

After a story, she used to sing - I don't remember it all, just this bit

I'm a big bad troll and I'm mean
I don't mean maybe
I'm a big bad troll and I'm mean
You better believe it (growl out the word you)
I'm a big bad troll and I'm mean (draw out the 'i'm mean' for a big finish)

As I recall, she had to stand up while singing it, walk backwards out of the room (still singing it) and finish the last line as she got to the door at the same time as doing a big razamatazzy waving of her hands as she belted out the last line.

If she didn't, I wouldn't sleep.

Kids are weird!

oops - and thank you rubyslippers

no problem with namechanging in itself - just when you do it with the express purpose of upsetting people and getting away with it because nobody knows who you are.

I have another troll song (for want of anything better to post)

It goes

I'm a troll
Rol-de-ro-hol
I'm a troll
Rol-de-ro-hol

Can't remember the rest but I think it goes on like that for a bit.

fa
i think you just made that up!

Can we have lots more troll songs please?

No honestly I have the tune and everything sdooting around in my head. Is there a way to write music on here and I can share it with you all.

It was from the 3 billygoats gruff btw.

fa, it continues:
i'm a troll roll de roll,
and i'll eat you for supper!

How about

I am a troll and I live in a hole

yah it was mole

But 10/10 for trying

Shucks

Oh thanks nicky, I feel a missing piece of my childhood has now been replaced

glad to be of service

can't get tune out my head now...

morningpaper, yo uare so clever!

God!

That's fantastic!

MP you;re showing off now!

Did you learn that tonight?!

I DID learn it tonight

It is FANTASTIC