AIBU to ask you WTF I wear?

[Fruitbatdancer]

Without being too outing, I need to look awesome at a Christmas do, like ‘I don’t give a flying fuck about you, you tosser’ Good. but I’m a size 22, 5ft 4, my assets are my boobs and arms (which aren’t as bingo wing as they could be! My nightmare is my middle. I basically need a crash diet. But I have 12 days. So I need a killer dress/ trousers and top combo? I have darn brown shoulder length hair. Are you similar shape? What makes you feel awesome?
Please help me! I’m so shit at dressing up. I normally go for leggings and a tunic top.
Ps I know iambu for posting here but no one even replies on the others. HELP!!!

Wrap dress?

Have you asked them in Style and Beauty? I've found them very helpful in the past.

What shape are you? Dress to that so you accentuate all the bits you feel great about.

I went to a wedding recently in a boat neck top and high waisted midi skirt. Felt amazing, sexy and glamorous.

The ASOS Curve range can be good for plus size

www.ladyvlondon.com/plus-size Lyra style is very flattering

I am round, carry it all round middle, with big boobs, I basically never lost baby weight and still look pregnant. I need to hide the middle!

Love those dresses @creativemumma but fear I don’t have enough of a waist 🙈

Ooo I love a boat neck!

I don't think you could make a drastic changes to you shape in 12 days so I would say concentrate on ways to feel more confident, could you get your hair done? New make up or a make up lesson? A decent bra? Get your nails done?

You may roll your eye at Tess Holliday, but these are three very different looks that I think look amazing for a bit of inspo

Or a wrap dress with that deep V neckline will always win.

It might not be your thing but some big stores have a free personal shopping service. They will do all the slogging around the store so you can stay in the changing rooms trying things on. Will save you lots of time and they might suggest something you haven’t thought of which will look stupendous

Something empire waisted maybe? what's your budget? And colours you love? What's the event? Looking fab for the pub is very different to looking fab for a black tie event!

You need a v neck or a boat neck with either an alone dress/skater dress or palazzo pants.

I’d look at 50s Lindy bop styles they’re super for big boobs and make you look very womanly.

Book a hair appointment and get it blow dried to perfection and have a professional make up job.

Do you have Instagram? Have a look at fullerfigurefullerbust or check out her website, she always looks amazing
fullerfigurefullerbust.com

Thank you all will look at all these! It’s a dinner and a disco work do, yes I will book in for hair! And nails! Budget up to £100 ish.

I have this dress. Its super flattering and looks great with black tights and heels.

How's about something form here? They have styles for all occasions.

www.chichiclothing.com/chi-chi-curve/?awc=6256_1542747895_53aab6202655f3a3725b76172011a3c0&aff=awin

calliethorpe.com
www.daniellevanier.co.uk
More bloggers to look at, i think she maybe more your shape.

Studio 8 Maya Sequin Dress, Blue

Google this it's really nice!!! I can't do a link for some reason £97 on John Lewis website. It's a glittery blue one :)

www.studio-eight.com/pws/ProductDetails.ice?UniqueProductKey=230450408&redirect=true&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIsN6EnYSC3wIVAud3Ch2QiAbmEAQYAyABEgKdkvD_BwE

@Laiste it's lush!

Firstly feeling good is half the battle!
Drink lots of water
Moisturise
Wax/shave
Light fake tan
Nails done
Hair blowdried
Make up classic not on trend

This black dress is lovely for a Christmas party or This in red or blue for a pop of colour!

www.yoursclothing.co.uk/dresses?filter=true&view=32&categoryid=3440&use=occasion%20wear

Yours has some nice dresses and not expensive. I don’t know what the quality is like though.

Thank you CreativeMumma :) It is isn't it!

Classy but enough to show you've gone for it OP.