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AIBU to be livid how dolphins are portrayed compared to how they are?

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Otherwize · 06/10/2018 23:48

I am angry and sick and tired of how dolphins try and make out they are nice and friendly and cute when they are anything but. They are one of the most aggressive species in the animal kingdom, regularly involved in GANG RAPES of other dolphins that sometimes goes on for days, they also kill their OWN children so that the mother pays more attention to her husband dolphin so he can have sex with her without her being distracted by her child and they also are aggressive to humans when nobody is looking (I.e in the sea when nobody is around, not when they have an audience like at a sea world centre) But everyone says “aww dolphins are so cute and so friendly” but their not.

I think it’s because they look like they are always smiling and laughing that people think they are cute, but to me they look like they have evil eyes and cackling rather than laughing. People say alligators and crocodiles and snakes are evil what about dolphins? People only see the tame ones that like to show off to humans and do tricks and let us swim with them and stroke them and think all dolphins are like that but the ones in the wild are a different matter altogether.

Plus, people say that dolphins are clever because they use clicks to communicate with each other. Has nobody stopped to think that they may be clicking and conspiring amongst themselves?

I’m actually fuming, only because I just got back from someone showing holiday pics and they were going on and on about the dolphins and how they were so cute and I told them dolphins aren’t cute and they are dangerous and would they swim with and pet crocodiles? They Didn’t get why it was the same but any animal can turn against you and I have even saw footage of a dolphin purposely try to drown a human and drag them underwater. AND they also kill other sea baby animals and play volleyball with them, they don’t even eat them or are threatened by them, they just do it for a laugh. Why are they seen as friendly animals?

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cricketmum84 · 07/10/2018 10:49

Okaaaaaaay is it possible you are slightly over invested?

Also just picturing a dolphin making out it's all nice and friendly 😂😂

cricketmum84 · 07/10/2018 10:52

@AngeloMysterioso

One click for yes, two for no 😂

HerRoyalFattyness · 07/10/2018 10:58

I'm another who agrees about pandas.

Lazy bastards. If they aren't going to help themselves, why should we help them?
Most of them live a better life than we do, food on demand, people want them to have sex and be happy, i bet they even have a 50 inch TV and a goat! Shock

Yet us humans work hard, have to use food banks, no one is interested in our sex lives and my TV is nowhere near 50 inches! As for the goat. Well... i can only dream of a goat.

ItWentInMyEye · 07/10/2018 11:03

I'd like to know what brand of  Gin you're having please @Otherwize

Oysterbabe · 07/10/2018 11:08

I read about a panda who started showing pregnancy behaviour because it had figured out that it would be put in it's own enclosure and given more food. It's a smart move but just highlights what bastards they are.

pootlepootle · 07/10/2018 11:08

Thank you for posting this. Was just brilliant.

FermatsTheorem · 07/10/2018 11:11

Surely I can't be the only person wondering about the state of OP's hangover this morning? Grin

Yup, "nature red in tooth and claw" - it's a bit of a shock when you've grown up believing the disney-fied version!

FerryLaugh7 · 07/10/2018 11:14

Has this been mentioned, read up on this study. The girl who talked to dolphins, Margaret Howe Lovatt

PortiaCastis · 07/10/2018 11:18

Have you seen the awful sight of a beached dead dolphin being put on a low loader OP it isn't pleasant or pretty and is in fact very sad to see, the one I saw back in the summer must have committed suicide because it read your thread. Quite often I see them swimming out in the bay not doing any harm to anyone and playing so I do think your B.U.

HerRoyalFattyness · 07/10/2018 11:19

Oyster i read about that too.

Fucking pandas, pretending to be pregnant just for the benefits. Hmm

roundaboutthetown · 07/10/2018 11:21

Otherwize - I guess you hate all humans, too, and get angry when anyone dares think another human being is cute? Do you avoid all humans, too, because we sure as hell are an unpleasant, nasty, dangerous species by your standards.

WingsofXXSteel · 07/10/2018 11:22

Was OP's stbexd cheating with a duck or have I misunderstood?

ColinsVeryJolly · 07/10/2018 11:22

I agree about Pandas, particularly after watching a Chris Packham interview.

But then...

look at the cute little fuckers!

AIBU to be livid how dolphins are portrayed compared to how they are?
thenightsky · 07/10/2018 11:24

I saw a documentary a couple of years ago where a lunatic hippy type woman wanted to give birth in the sea surrounded by dolphins. (I think she lived in Hawaii)

In the end she had to give birth in hospital for medical reasons. I spent the entire programme shouting at the telly "DON'T BE BLOODY STUPID, THEY WILL EAT YOUR CHILD

I remember that! I was shouting the same thing at the TV!

DwangelaForever · 07/10/2018 11:25

HmmBiscuit

MorningsEleven · 07/10/2018 11:27

the one I saw back in the summer must have committed suicide because it read your thread

Bugger me! They can time travel.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 07/10/2018 11:27

Best rant ever.

I've read quite a few rants on here, but yours is truly outstanding.

recklessruby · 07/10/2018 11:27

I don't have anything against dolphins. They're amazing to watch when we get them in the harbour.
My dd hated loathes and despises squirrels. For no reason. She goes off on a rant if we see one and hopes it gets squashed!
Bloody tufty the squirrel is evil. He was meant to teach 70s/80s kids about road safety. Luring them to their deaths more like. Squirrels are shit at road safety. Grin

WaitrosePigeon · 07/10/2018 11:28

Brilliant

Oysterbabe · 07/10/2018 11:29

I've just remembered about a documentary you'd enjoy OP. It's called The Cove.
If you like dolphins then definitely, definitely don't watch it.

GenderApostate · 07/10/2018 11:30

Actually, I’ve never been able to see Sea Otters in the same light since Adam Rutherford tweeted that the Males will drown a Female when mating then have sex with the corpse 😱

BlatheringWuther · 07/10/2018 11:32

It's been obvious for a while that Douglas Adams was in on the big experiment and had to re-direct suspicions about the two most intelligent species. David Icke might be another, but we're too clever for it now.

Look at the not-so-humble moggy - how many of us they've got running around after them. Then you have pandas, who have whole organisations dedicated to them. Cats are the local guards and reporters. Pandas are the ring leaders. They're not fooling me. One day we'll work out how they're communicating.

Armchairanarchist · 07/10/2018 11:34

My childhood is ruined. Flipper you rapey bastard!

Moussemoose · 07/10/2018 11:37

That's all well and good but did the dolphins vote leave or remain?

toomuchtoomuch · 07/10/2018 11:39

Does anyone remeber that Simpson's episode where the dolphins took over the world? they had been acting cute and sweet so that they could conspire against us.Mybe there is something behind this op GrinGrin