I know I'm being a bit U, as I'm blatantly posting here for traffic!
He's 11 months old, adopted today, very cheeky, and purrs at a touch.
Photos included, I know the rules!
One rule - names need to be one word only. No 'Sir Mewton of whiskerville' nonsense 
Posh old man names actively encourages. My favourite is Sebastian, but not sure it has a cute enough nickname....