To ask you to help me name my cat?

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I know I'm being a bit U, as I'm blatantly posting here for traffic!

He's 11 months old, adopted today, very cheeky, and purrs at a touch.

Photos included, I know the rules!

One rule - names need to be one word only. No 'Sir Mewton of whiskerville' nonsense

Posh old man names actively encourages. My favourite is Sebastian, but not sure it has a cute enough nickname....

Samuel. Sam.

Cats don't recognise names. they respond to voice and tone. and body language. You could call him Bastard or Arseface as long as you said it in a way that carries kindness and affection.

He's gorgeous.
Oscar
Max
Dexter
Alfie
Ollie
Ozzie
George
Buddy

I love Sebastian. Call him Bash

Also how about Vincent?

Begsby

Bigsby.

Oh my god he's gorgeous

I like Rupert for him

Or Roscoe! Roscoe

Pick a name that you love but you wouldn't use for a child. I have a cat called Dexter (great name but has the unfortunate serial killer connotations haha)

Gregory.

Theodore. Theo for short.

I love his furry trousers!

Gatsby - Loki - Jarvis - Odin - Edwin - Atticus - Timothy - Frank - Harold - Albert - James - Newton - Remus - Hamish - Jasper - Edgar - Edward - Rafferty - Elias - Hugo - Oscar - Leo - Angus - Quentin - Spencer - Theodore

Jeeves.

Although you're serving him so you can savour the irony

Boris or Basil, he's gorgeous!

I have a Sebastian and a William.

He's gorgeous! Looks like a Winston 😸

How about Jasper? (sings) Oh, Sir Jasper it's your mealtime........

Basil, Bartholomew, Jasper or Winston

Oh fabulous picture. He’s clearly Montague.

Monty for short. Very obvious to me, almost like he had just introduced himself. He’s a really stately gentleman isn’t he.

Bram

Blacky!

Uhtred
Floki
Acennan
Oswald
Edmund
Strang

I have a tuxedo boy called Merlin

My other two are females

Giles.

looks like a henry to me

How about Geoffrey
Or Jeoffrey. He has a whole poem about him. ‘For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery’ www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45173/jubilate-agno