Parking situation on my new road.

[JennaTools]

I have just completed on a new house. When I viewed it I spent time on different days popping by the road at different times of day to checkout the parking situation and all was fine. My house and the one opposite have a drive for 1 car odd road and the others have space for 2. I only have one car.

The house opposite was for sale at the same time and the new occupants have just moved in a couple of weeks after me.
They have 6 cars!!!! (Green)

I have tried my best on the diagram to illustrate where everyone tends to park - each house has a coloured for above and then their cars are the same colour lines.
I only have one car so my driveway is ample however with green house wankers parking their cars all over the place - mainly at the end of the cul de sac - it's really hard to get out of my drive with cars also parked on the road in between my house (red) and my nice NDN (blue)

I've popped round and introduced myself and explained asking them politely not to park the three cars at the the end of the cul de sac (which is a dropped kerb. But they closed the door in my face and I haven't seen them since. Tonight they've got all of their cars all over the road as per the diagram.

What's my best course of action here?

Crossing my fingers that there will be another shiny diagram!

Desperately placemarking!

Come on @JennaTools !!! Please!

Well done op

Oh you're such a tease OP!

But I'm pleased you have a happier tone in your typing. I felt so sad for you crying in a car park.

Place marking for the update!

Bh crew reporting in too :)

Bh17 waiting for an update

I hope it's good news ...

Has the update been blocked in by CFNN?

Sounds like we have a mn Poole posse to go and help op.

Come on op!

Oh my god..... come on. Aargh.

🤨 I’m waitin...!

DM returned back to mine about an hour ago to find all of the cars at the end of the cul de sac are gone, they have one car on the drive, two on other 'proper' spaces against kerbs and she thinks she saw 2 others of theirs on the road that connects to us! She will update me later if anything changes and isn't sure if police have attended at all or not but either way - somethings definitely changed or going on! Will speak with NNDN shortly and update again

Oh god I'm so sorry my phone died

Oh FFS OP, this isn't that amusing anymore. If something actually happened that you intend to tell people about why tease and then not say?

Ah we clashed messages there OP, sincere apologies

I didn't pack my charger so was using someone else's in another room

Brilliant.... They are finally listening... Hopefully... Well done

Two cars parked by curb, and CFN parked on the Naughty Step?

Brilliant!

@BreakfastAtSquiffanys let's hope they must be fuming.

That’s all very positive! I imagine the PCSO had words. I hope this is the end to it.