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Original poster

To think DM is a psychopath?!!!

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Winosaurus · 03/07/2018 21:17

I’ve just watched my DM eating a 4 fingered Kit Kat like a chocolate bar. She just bit it all together, no separation of the fingers and the wrapper still half on!!!!

What sort of monster would do this? I’m viewing her in a totally different light

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DiddimusStench · 03/07/2018 21:19

What the actual fuck.

PaulAnkaDog · 03/07/2018 21:19

No contact.

sexnotgender · 03/07/2018 21:20

What an animal Confused

AESLEHC · 03/07/2018 21:20

Just when you think you know a person.....

It reminds me of my D'S who bites a bubblegum wheel, instead of unravelling it! Grin

Pebblespony · 03/07/2018 21:20

Get out. Now. Take the kids.

Pecano · 03/07/2018 21:20

Genuinely think you should consider cutting all contact. What if she teaches your children that this sort of thing is ok????

SmileEachDay · 03/07/2018 21:20

LTM

Seriously. Some people have No Standards.

Cynara · 03/07/2018 21:21

Are you an adult, OP? Has there been nothing in your relationship with her so far to indicate this level of deviance? What was she like during your childhood?

HollowTalk · 03/07/2018 21:21

I'm happy to contribute to a GoFundMe fundraiser to help you get away from this awful woman.

BaldricksTrousers · 03/07/2018 21:21

Log it with 101

Yogafailure · 03/07/2018 21:21

Never leave your kids unattended with her. I'm not saying anything would happen but,...given the evidence....Shock

EstrellaDamn · 03/07/2018 21:21

Oh good lord. What if it's skipped a generation? You need to wave a kitkat in front of your children for immediate testing 😱

HarryDresdensLeatherDuster · 03/07/2018 21:22

Totally agree! Wrong on SO many levels!

SamHeughansLeftEyebrow · 03/07/2018 21:22

My DS eats them like this too. I have failed as a mother.

bastardkitty · 03/07/2018 21:22

She's toxic! *sings Britney

RandomMess · 03/07/2018 21:22

How can she get something so wide in her mouth 🤷🏽‍♀️

MustBeThursday · 03/07/2018 21:24

My DH dunks fairy cakes in tea and bites cheese strings. Not even he would eat a kitkat like that - get away while you can!

Original poster
Winosaurus · 03/07/2018 21:25

Jesus I didn’t even consider my DCs Shock What if it is a genetic trait that skips a generation?!

What if she does it with other separate chocolate treats, I’m tempted to by a Twix and see how she eats it.

I feel like my whole life has been a lie

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Original poster
Winosaurus · 03/07/2018 21:27

RandomMess I have no idea, although I’m beginning to understand why her and my DF has such a happy marriage 😂😂😂

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AfterSchoolWorry · 03/07/2018 21:27

I did that earlier. It was melting, can't be doing with too much handling of chocolate. It's hot, it's a race against time to eat it before it melts on your fingers!!!

LucyAutumn · 03/07/2018 21:27

Burn the house down!

Original poster
Winosaurus · 03/07/2018 21:29

AfterSchool you sick sick puppy. There’s no excuse

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AfterSchoolWorry · 03/07/2018 21:32

But, but the hot melty chocolate on fingers danger. It was a picnic, I only had 3 wipes left?

LoopyLou1981 · 03/07/2018 21:32

I drive my other half nuts with my kitkat ritual...fingers separated, bite ends of off finger, nibble chocolate from all the way round then separate each layer of wafer and eat it individually. I can make a 2 finger last about 10 minutes 😂

SmileEachDay · 03/07/2018 21:33

Don’t use the weather to justify deviance, After

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