To think DM is a psychopath?!!!

[Winosaurus]

I’ve just watched my DM eating a 4 fingered Kit Kat like a chocolate bar. She just bit it all together, no separation of the fingers and the wrapper still half on!!!!

What sort of monster would do this? I’m viewing her in a totally different light

Loopy, that’s how you’re SUPPOSED to eat it. OP, your mother is a psycho

You only need one wipe! But no, you had to commit a heinous act, in public no less.
Did your DC witness this perverse behaviour?

Log it with 101

This is clearly a 999 matter

For anyone in doubt of the correct Kit Kat eating etiquette, please refer to Loopy’s post.
It is the only acceptable way to eat them

If she can do that in front of you, God only knows what she might be capable of behind your back... -shudder....

I’m too old to get adopted? I’m 31

I watched my DH do this to a kitkat the other day. It was only a 2 finger, which doesn’t seem as wrong as a 4 finger, but I was still a bit wtf.

Tbf we usually get chunkys so it’s probably just habit.

Can you get a restraining order?

I was going to say YABU but that's just completely weird. I would be if someone did that in front of me.

You need to go gray rock.

Eminybob I’m pretty sure you can divorce him on those grounds alone.

lown5 I that may be necessary. She’s clearly a dangerous and deranged woman

I occasionally do that - it is strangely liberating, defying the Kit Kat rules.

I'm now having fond memories of a Kit Kat I once had which had the wafer missing - it was just solid chocolate (sadly I'd already offered to share it with a friend before I realised it was a mutant)

Mutant Kit Kats still deserve respect too, that’s so discriminatory

Ooh, I once had one of them, kurri

I have put my KitKats in the fridge this week and I have found that so nice I think I will always keep them there even in winter.
Will I be banished?

Does she have a key to your house? Change the locks now!

I want a kitkat

Cross-post Mmmmm I want fridge kitkats!

Yes, dc witnessed it. I'm hanging my head in shame here.

I know the gravity of my actions.

My son does this too - he's 14 but I've had to go nc...

It’s very wrong of her.

But...have you tried it?

(It feels great )

Cancel the cheque and LTM

Don't beat yourself up, Scarlet, cruel to be kind. I wish I'd had your resolution but my 'son'* was only 7 when I caught him doing it. Too softhearted and I kindly allowed him to stay hoping I could break him of the habit. No such luck, he even eats Mars bars like that.

*I say 'son' because obviously I have my doubts but after making enquiries at the maternity hospital querying the likelihood that there'd been a baby mix up when he was born, they, of course, denied any such thing had occurred - but they would say that wouldn't they?

OP, you have my sympathy, it's horrible having a family member who commits such terrible crimes against chocolate-covered treats.

I was at school with a girl called Kit-Kat.
Because she liked all four fingers.