To think DM is a psychopath?!!!

[Winosaurus]

I’ve just watched my DM eating a 4 fingered Kit Kat like a chocolate bar. She just bit it all together, no separation of the fingers and the wrapper still half on!!!!

What sort of monster would do this? I’m viewing her in a totally different light

In these confusing times, I was always secure in the knowledge that the age old ritual of unwrapping a Kit-Kat, separating the fingers, taking the end off each finger and then eating it was the one thing human kind had in common.

Tell your DM she has let the whole human race down. She should be ashamed! Also, change your name if you have the same surname as her!

Rin, Forest, run!!

A friend of mine at school offered to share her kitkat with me (2 fingers), then broke it the wrong way it was horrifying to watch.

I think you should be very careful posting here, OP. There’s a couple of posters obviously getting off on discussing their own seedy Kit Kat abusing behaviour. shudder 🤢

Can she be rehabilitated? You could try retraining her using chocolate fingers.

I know I know, it's a vain hope.

It's in The Sun now. Absolute bastards. I hope you don't get outed OP.

@bastardkitty is it really?

Ah but the clincher is - does she eat jelly babies, and if so does she bite the heads off first? (Or the same with gingerbread men?)

No not really

I do this. Just to provoke a reaction.