Vicky Beckham

[Lilacwine1]

AIBU To think Victoria Beckham is a right mardy, stroppy looking mare. Anybody see the way she was looking out the corner of her eye at the crowds. Not a hint of a smile.

Have you seen the size of that stone in her ring? It’s mahoosive!

I'd look miserable too if I was married to that massive bellend but she's put so much effort into spinning the perfect marriage/perfect family narrative I suspect she's painted herself into a corner.

She looked reall socially awkward TBH and the way she held out her hand to DB for reassurance or maybe for stability. Their definitely looked like a bit of tension between she seemed much happier and relaxed in the church with other people.

Haven't seen her today but I'd imagine Botox makes it harder to smile??

Not made any judgement on if I like her or not

If all the blinds about her husband are true i dont blame her. Poor woman having to put on a show.

She does look moody, but she doesn't like her smile. I never smile for the camera because I am very conscious of my teeth.

Didn't see Dave speak to her at all.

There is a middle ground between grinning manically and face like slapped arse

And she should be trying to find that middle ground because...? Just to keep the weird overly-invested internet strangers happy?

She is a betrayed spouse - weddings a probably very upsetting for her.

If you look at her in the congregation smiling and chatting she looks normal. There are videos of her online (like with Little Ant and Dec) where you see her smile and emergy. She's probably decided to be very reserved in public, or it's an image thing. Why not. Plenty of dour male celebrities.

She does look moody, but she doesn't like her smile. I never smile for the camera because I am very conscious of my teeth.
Don't be ridiculous, nothing to do with it, she looks miserable, when you're happy you don't go round with a face like a slapoed arse, there's no animation even.

And she should be trying to find that middle ground because...? Just to keep the weird overly-invested internet strangers happy?

Nobody's over invested at all, just commenting on how miserable she is. Ffs she's a lot more fortunate than most of us, damn right we'll comment. She's hardly kept her life private, why wouldn't we.

Can't stand the woman. Right place, right time, she got lucky because she is nothing much to look at and has no talent. A fry up would improve her massively, maybe stop her feeling so miserable all the time.

Of course I don't know her and don't care to, but that's my onipion anyway.

Why not. Plenty of dour male celebrities
But we're talking about VB

Isn't that her thing? I think she's pretty cool.

They stuck her in cattle class - no wonder shes miserable.

Not bothered but she was noticeably miserable looking on a bright sunny day going to a wedding. She put a right downer on the proceedings. You can smile without baring your teeth if that’s the issue.

Whenever they show clips of the Beckhams in the church they're never looking at each other or talking, they look awkward together.

I’ve not met her so can’t comment....

And yet you did ohyesiam

Only Victoria Beckham could look that disgruntled on such a fab day like today. Makes me wonder why she bothered going...oh yes that’s right, another opportunity to promote Brand Beckham. Her outfit is awful and DB doesn’t look much better with his shit and tacky hand tattoos.

What blinds @DBoo

Presumably her face would crack if she smiled. You don't have to have met her to think she looks like the most po faced creature to walk the earth.

How can you not like dimples!

I loathe the idea that as she goes by Victoria, someone who doesn’t know her feels free to call her “Vicky” - it the exact reason my mum didn’t name me Victoria despite loving it as a name.. don’t much care for what her facial expression implies otherwise