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Vicky Beckham

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Lilacwine1 · 19/05/2018 10:34

AIBU To think Victoria Beckham is a right mardy, stroppy looking mare. Anybody see the way she was looking out the corner of her eye at the crowds. Not a hint of a smile.

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jellycat1 · 19/05/2018 11:04

Exactly right charlton

biscuitraider · 19/05/2018 11:05

She doesn’t like her smile.
I don't like mine but i still manage to look content. It's not that at all. Stop making excuses for a miserable person.

AngeloMysterioso · 19/05/2018 11:05

I’ve never understood why some people insist on calling her Vicky when she doesn’t even call herself that.

gravytrains · 19/05/2018 11:06

Thanks Queen

biscuitraider · 19/05/2018 11:07

*snout? damn, should have said about.

Festivecheeseandcrackers · 19/05/2018 11:07

DH met her randomly a few weeks ago. He said she was lovely, very polite and friendly. There was a fan who requested an autograph and photo, she was happy to agree and my DH offered to take it. She thanked him and told him it was nice to meet him.

Sprinklesinmyelbow · 19/05/2018 11:09

Anything could’ve happened to her this morning tbf. She often looks miserable but I think her dementor was quite anxious and flustered today. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors?

Sprinklesinmyelbow · 19/05/2018 11:09

Although as I said on the other thread:

I’m always a bit shock at the “I don’t like my smile” she said it when she was about 25, and it’s such a self obsessed insecure 25 year old thing to say. You would’ve thought at 45 she’d Have grown up and got over it

gravytrains · 19/05/2018 11:10

Angeli I once read an article about that! Not about “Vicky” Beckham, about “Bobby” Dylan and other people on the public eye. Apparently people that do this feel closer to the celebrity if they make up a more familiar name, as if they know them intimately.

Sprinklesinmyelbow · 19/05/2018 11:11

What kidnap threat @Undercoverbanana?

Paperdolly · 19/05/2018 11:11

I totally agree biscuit.

MaMisled · 19/05/2018 11:13

It's a facade, its a role she plays to keep people wondering and interested. . She thinks she's the Queen and to hold on to her mystique, she keeps her poker face on. Show no emotions or opinions! She's just a brand. She annoys me!

Battleax · 19/05/2018 11:13

She should have left after the Rebecca Loos thing. Instead she took the blame for being absent. She needs MN in her life.

Weddingdayfever · 19/05/2018 11:13

I wish she'd smile for the cameras. Why not? It's supposed to be a happy moment.

Weddingdayfever · 19/05/2018 11:14

Grim grim grim. Someone upthread said she looks like she's going to a funeral & I agree.

Loonoon · 19/05/2018 11:14

I'd be anxious and flustered if there were dementors around too.

falang · 19/05/2018 11:14

She's supposed to be lovely irl but she never smiles on instagram either. I think she hates her teeth.

SirVixofVixHall · 19/05/2018 11:14

Agree with MaMisled.

e1y1 · 19/05/2018 11:16

She just has a richy besting face.

Sprinklesinmyelbow · 19/05/2018 11:16

Funnily enough battleaxe I recently watched the documentary “the real Beckhams” after he was transferred to Madrid and blimey, the unhappiness just radiates from the pair of them in retrospect. Looks like it was an awful time before the affair (although I don’t expect it was his first!)

FuckPants · 19/05/2018 11:16

She did look miserable but TBH so would I if I was married to David Beckham.

bobstersmum · 19/05/2018 11:17

I am not her biggest fan but maybe she has anxiety and finds it all overwhelming?

MargotLovedTom1 · 19/05/2018 11:17

Who's the woman who looks like she should be on a 70s holiday to Ibiza? Wild hair, deckchair material dress, wedge espadrilles?!

DaisysStew · 19/05/2018 11:17

This feels like the equivalent of “cheer up love” that random men think it’s ok to do to women in the street.

It’s her face! She doesn’t want to smile and that’s her decision.

Moonkissedlegs · 19/05/2018 11:17

Yes, I think she literally just hates her smile. She is probably worried that she will get an awful pap shot or something.

I did think she looked particularly miserable though.

I have actually met VB in real life (very briefly) years ago and she seemed really nice and quite shy.

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