Peeing in friend's garden

[NoseTitZilla]

I had a wee in friend's garden after waiting 25 minutes for a family member to shower. I'm 9m pp but still struggle. Not trolling but it was suggested by friend, I told her this was what it can be like pp.

Friend is already peeing herself without bfp, AIBU? I let friend witness it before I showered. I wish I were trolling 🙈

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I recognise all the words, but am at a loss understanding them...

Eh?

What a pain those houses with one toilet are

Have you been enjoying some wine tonight?

Yabvu to piss in your friends garden.

I think that's what you said

Like... what?

You showed your friend your pee?

I’m going to go with yes, YABU, about something, but I’m not sure what.

You let your friend witness you peeing in her garden? That was kind.

I read this when there were no replies... I didn't want to comment as I was too embarrassed to admit I just don't understand what your trying to say!

Nothing unreasonable about passing in a garden of you're nine months pregnant.

pp= postpartum?

@Opheliah

Nothing unreasonable about passing in a garden of you're nine months pregnant

I'm 9m pp

Don't they're still pg, think they are post partum?

Or is it 9 months post partum?
When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go.

Lots of houses have only one toilet, bananalanacake

....wha???

Is that you Sharon?

I thought pp meant 'per person'.

I know. I'm being sarcastic/sympathetic.

Today my DD (5) told me "when I am surprised my eyes get all watery"
I think that might be your reaction in the morning when you discover what you were up to on munsnet last night!

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