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Peeing in friend's garden

55 replies

NoseTitZilla · 18/05/2018 22:18

I had a wee in friend's garden after waiting 25 minutes for a family member to shower. I'm 9m pp but still struggle. Not trolling but it was suggested by friend, I told her this was what it can be like pp.

Friend is already peeing herself without bfp, AIBU? I let friend witness it before I showered. I wish I were trolling 🙈

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Takfujuimoto · 18/05/2018 22:42

No one wants to hear your wee story.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/05/2018 22:42

I’m going to go with yes, YABU, about something, but I’m not sure what.

I'm with Phoenix

YAB very U. Possibly. About something.

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 18/05/2018 22:44

I wonder why you felt the need to share this? Hmm

Iloveacurry · 18/05/2018 22:45

I’m sorry, but op you are really not making any sense.

kaytee87 · 18/05/2018 22:46

Reading this has made me need a wee now!

Hope you enjoyed your drinks op Grin

HemanOrSheRa · 18/05/2018 22:47

I love these threads Grin. Between them and watching a few episodes of Jeremy Kyle, I realise my life is ok.

AlpacaLypse · 18/05/2018 22:53

'Tis Friday Night on AIBU'.

Bottom's up Wine and Gin

Takfujuimoto · 18/05/2018 22:59

It's only going to be good if you threw a wineglass of wee at the wall and if the house your at belongs to Sharon.

HTH

Takfujuimoto · 18/05/2018 23:00

Feck, you're*

PosyFossilsShoes · 18/05/2018 23:01

I think you just said you peed in a friend's garden, at her suggestion, because someone was in the shower for 25 minutes. You let your friend watch you then you went and had a shower, and your friend routinely pisses herself despite not being preggers.

YANBU to pee discreetly in a garden, with the garden owner's permission.

YABU to encourage your friends to watch you pee and YABVU to ask if YABU about your friend's continence problems.

wormery · 18/05/2018 23:01

What does bfp mean and why have you even posted this

PosyFossilsShoes · 18/05/2018 23:02

Also, has the Poo Troll discovered a new stream (hur hur) of interest?

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 18/05/2018 23:05

Is this thread available with subtitles?

ReasonableLlama · 18/05/2018 23:06

I miss wine

snotato · 18/05/2018 23:12

I’ll have a 🍷 please AlpacaLypse
I think I may be just nearly as pissed as op. No peeing in the garden yet though.
Op, where’s the loo???

QuinnElle · 18/05/2018 23:12

Sharon?

Rozzzzzalmost35 · 26/05/2018 21:55

Lol.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 26/05/2018 22:46

My dad told me that it used to be the law that, if caught short, a pregnant woman could ask a policeman for his helmet so she could wee in it, and he had to give it to her!

I’m not sure if he was right, but I would so love it to be true.

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NoseTitZilla · 27/05/2018 08:28

IWBU for the incident, posting this thread and the thought that I could escape this thread. No idea why I felt the need to post it at the time. Lots of drinks, not been out like that in 2 years and I have not been like that in yonks since a teenager. My poor pp bladder is on a strict 4 hour schedule, I simply cannot wait longer for some reason, anyone else have this?

Re friend's "incontinence" as a pp called it, she and other friend were telling me it was fine that they already laugh and a little bit of wee comes out and everyone has incidents so dread to think pp. They know about the thread.

Friend took a picture of me during the act and told me 2 days later she was keeping it Blush

I have lived under a rock this last week and back to my day job of responsible adulting, hopefully never to experience this again in my lifetime.

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Original poster
NoseTitZilla · 27/05/2018 08:32

Oh, the (one) loo was hogged for about 20 minutes. I'd already been on the landing waiting for a while, downstairs I waited and waited, and waited.

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chinesechicken · 27/05/2018 08:49

What a crap story.

Waggingmyginger · 27/05/2018 09:24

Until you peed in the vicar's garden at a party I'm just not listening.

MrsOprah · 27/05/2018 09:36

Zillas post are drunken ramblings imo

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NoseTitZilla · 27/05/2018 12:04

Chinesechicken Thanks. How could I have made my life experience better for you? Confused

MrsOprah At 8am!? Gosh, I lead the most boring life so that'd never happen.

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VitriolicMuse · 27/05/2018 12:13

From what I gather, you were drunk at a friends house, someone was having a shower so you couldn’t pee indoors. You then proceeded to pee outside, your incontinent friend took a picture of you peeing and then you took a shower. I used to go out with a man who had a thing for watersports....sounds like his idea of heaven.