Peeing in friend's garden

[NoseTitZilla]

I had a wee in friend's garden after waiting 25 minutes for a family member to shower. I'm 9m pp but still struggle. Not trolling but it was suggested by friend, I told her this was what it can be like pp.

Friend is already peeing herself without bfp, AIBU? I let friend witness it before I showered. I wish I were trolling 🙈

No one wants to hear your wee story.

I’m going to go with yes, YABU, about something, but I’m not sure what.

I'm with Phoenix

YAB very U. Possibly. About something.

I wonder why you felt the need to share this?

I’m sorry, but op you are really not making any sense.

Reading this has made me need a wee now!

Hope you enjoyed your drinks op

I love these threads . Between them and watching a few episodes of Jeremy Kyle, I realise my life is ok.

'Tis Friday Night on AIBU'.

Bottom's up and

It's only going to be good if you threw a wineglass of wee at the wall and if the house your at belongs to Sharon.

HTH

Feck, you're*

I think you just said you peed in a friend's garden, at her suggestion, because someone was in the shower for 25 minutes. You let your friend watch you then you went and had a shower, and your friend routinely pisses herself despite not being preggers.

YANBU to pee discreetly in a garden, with the garden owner's permission.

YABU to encourage your friends to watch you pee and YABVU to ask if YABU about your friend's continence problems.

What does bfp mean and why have you even posted this

Also, has the Poo Troll discovered a new stream (hur hur) of interest?

Is this thread available with subtitles?

I miss wine

I’ll have a 🍷 please AlpacaLypse
I think I may be just nearly as pissed as op. No peeing in the garden yet though.
Op, where’s the loo???

Sharon?

Lol.

My dad told me that it used to be the law that, if caught short, a pregnant woman could ask a policeman for his helmet so she could wee in it, and he had to give it to her!

I’m not sure if he was right, but I would so love it to be true.

IWBU for the incident, posting this thread and the thought that I could escape this thread. No idea why I felt the need to post it at the time. Lots of drinks, not been out like that in 2 years and I have not been like that in yonks since a teenager. My poor pp bladder is on a strict 4 hour schedule, I simply cannot wait longer for some reason, anyone else have this?

Re friend's "incontinence" as a pp called it, she and other friend were telling me it was fine that they already laugh and a little bit of wee comes out and everyone has incidents so dread to think pp. They know about the thread.

Friend took a picture of me during the act and told me 2 days later she was keeping it

I have lived under a rock this last week and back to my day job of responsible adulting, hopefully never to experience this again in my lifetime.

Oh, the (one) loo was hogged for about 20 minutes. I'd already been on the landing waiting for a while, downstairs I waited and waited, and waited.

What a crap story.

Until you peed in the vicar's garden at a party I'm just not listening.

Zillas post are drunken ramblings imo

Chinesechicken Thanks. How could I have made my life experience better for you?

MrsOprah At 8am!? Gosh, I lead the most boring life so that'd never happen.

From what I gather, you were drunk at a friends house, someone was having a shower so you couldn’t pee indoors. You then proceeded to pee outside, your incontinent friend took a picture of you peeing and then you took a shower. I used to go out with a man who had a thing for watersports....sounds like his idea of heaven.