Peeing in friend's garden

[NoseTitZilla]

I had a wee in friend's garden after waiting 25 minutes for a family member to shower. I'm 9m pp but still struggle. Not trolling but it was suggested by friend, I told her this was what it can be like pp.

Friend is already peeing herself without bfp, AIBU? I let friend witness it before I showered. I wish I were trolling 🙈

Someone’s been in the Sherry this evening....

Haha don't beat yourself up about it - it's a funny thread and everyone needs a good night out every once in a while! X

I came home one dark evening desperate for a wee, to find that my mum had just got into the bath for a soak (one bathroom, toilet in br). I took a whizz in the garden between our parked caravan and the fence, unseen by aught but the creatures of the night. Mum and Dad were keen walkers and cyclists who are used to peeing behind bushes, so they just laughed and shrugged it off.

One of my childhood memories is of playing out on the hill, miles from the nearest loo, and having to wee al fresco, if nature called.

The worst bit was if your aim was a bit off, and you wee'd in your wellies.

Can anyone give me the english translation because I'm