TITZILLA 2: Implants, lawsuits & love affairs

[Welshgal1]

Back by popular demand... we're all this together now!

Original thread: I think my friend should pay, she thinks we should split it?http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3240864-i-think-my-friend-should-pay-she-thinks-we-should-split-it

It sounds like NPD, not autism IMO.

Bloke267580. You are spouting rubbish. There’s always someone who comes on these sorts of threads and diagnoses autism . As a parent of a child with asd as well as teaching I think you need to educate yourself.

It’s far more likely that this woman is just an entitled bitch who has probably never heard the word no.

wow just caught up what a wanker yes i know shes female

i dont like the word but she is-i'll add her on fb if u want get a load of us on there going you sure its important i thought you were have a boob job titzilla

i hope the daily fail do pick this up then she'll be outed as a liar to all the huns

I had no idea you were a porn star. No wonder she thought you could afford to sub her. Besides she’s jealous of your big norks and perfect nose and apparent fuckabilty. It’s all making sense now....

@Dontforgetyourtowel nope, didn't owe her a penny!

Some people just think the world owes them a favour, with nothing given in return! Don't give her a second thought (but do keep us updated ) and enjoy your romantic jolly.

OP for TTC try the avocado diet, it works.

Also shamelessly placemarking

@exitrowseat But surely all that care is what should be given by trained medical staff? In a hospital not a hotel.People shouldn't be allowed to have treatment in those circumstances.

And I bet the OP didn't sign up to be a nurse in the deal either!

As requested

www.reddit.com/r/MNTrolls/comments/8i9npe/titzilla/

Not being alarmist or anything but Def watch your back,I have had and still do have personal experience with a person like this and it literally eats them when they don't get what they want. They can manipulate any small thing they know about you to suit their agenda. There's no end to the spiteful nature of some people. Never assume how low is too low for some people. I hope this all goes away and there's no more fuckery however but people like your ex friend don't ever shrink away due to a sudden light bulb moment. Enjoy your break away,you certainly deserve it

Just caught up with the 2 threads, good for you OP for standing up to this mad woman.

@Belleoverandover

OP for TTC try the avocado diet, it works.

Surely unprotected sex is better

i hope the daily fail do pick this up then she'll be outed as a liar to all the huns

"To all the huns"

Delighted to report i have had an email from MNHQ, confirming that they are considering the saga for a move to classics

as you were

Classics 👍 sounds good.

Nanny0gg

We live in the US and that is standard practice for cosmetic surgeries. They’re not usually done in a hospital. Many cosmetic surgeons here have their own private surgical theatres within their office spaces. They do the surgery there and they have a postop area where they monitor you for about an hour or so and then they send you off with your caregiver (to home or a hotel). They give the caregiver a bunch of instructions and send you away. They do want to see you the next morning just check incisions etc. Some cosmetic surgeons are affiliated with a hospital and do the procedures there, but even then these are usually outpatient procedures. Just one night’s stay in hospital is so expensive here and none of it is covered by any insurance so it would probably double (or more) the cost of the procedure.

One thing I've heard about cosmetic surgery is it's not a good idea to have the same person do things like nose and tits, because either they're not expert in either or they're better at one than the other. So, tit doctor for tits, nose doctor for noses. You've probably done her a favour. She'd have ended up with a tit nose or nose tits. Or something. She should really have a fanny doctor work on her nose so everyone can see what a cunt she is from a distance.

I'm really glad these threads gave you the impetus you needed to tell her to go fuck herself and to do it with such style! I'm also glad or the thread because it's been hugely entertaining and helped me exercise my jaw given it's dropped so many times.

Finally, I'm glad it's relaxed you and your hilarious DH and taken some of the stress of ttc away. Enjoy your break!

exitrowseat made a lot of good points that I had been wondering about myself. Friends of mine who have had boob jobs have needed a partner or close relative to look after them because of the drains and dressings and helping with going to the toilet etc. This isn't something I would ask of just anyone.

In ops original thread there was no mention of her having to go to pre op meetings, nor stay in the hospital during the op (she said she didnt want to be in London on her own as she didnt like the crowds so wasnt expecting to have to stay in hosp) nor hands on care. I really doubt that she signed up for that when she was asked to take her.
CF is really much more a CF than first thought even after her crap afterwards.

She is a cheeky fuck, I hope her nipples end up wonky ⬆️⬇️ For the infertile comment on Facebook.
She doesn’t sound mature enough to be getting surgery either if she’s making up fake profiles to your OH.

This is all too funny. Who were the huns who messaged you, OP?

One thing I've heard about cosmetic surgery is it's not a good idea to have the same person do things like nose and tits, because either they're not expert in either or they're better at one than the other. So, tit doctor for tits, nose doctor for noses. You've probably done her a favour. She'd have ended up with a tit nose or nose tits. Or something. She should really have a fanny doctor work on her nose so everyone can see what a cunt she is from a distance.

@Ravenesque !!

TitNoseorNoseTits is a great username. I won't be using it, but I hope someone does.

I couldn't resist

May I always remember the CF that is TitNose (I've seen one before, they do exist!).

OP Enjoy your romantic break away with your DP!
Hoping that you are both soon blessed with the little pitter patter of tiny feet!!

Does anybody know if this saga has managed to make the tabloids -Daily Mail- yet?