Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

[KindergartenKop]

When I was about 16 I really fancied him on River Cottage. WIBU?

Very very very unreasonable.

Eeeew god noooo!
Lovely man but just no

Ywnbu then but I think ywbu now!

Who’s going to be the first with the wanking story?

Wanking story ?

Christ I thought he was going to be dead then.

Aye, the sleepy wanker.

He's my weird crush, as a result DH calls him Huge Furry Whipping Tool. What wanking story???

What? Ewww.
He seems a nice man but he doesn't make me hot under the collar like he used to. I'm not sure why my 16yo self wasn't perving over someone more suitable like Justin Timberlake.

The sleepy what? Pleeeease tell us the wanker story!

Tbf @op, I had some really strange crushes at that age.

Now, what’s the wanking story?!

He allegedly likes to finish himself off into lady's hair. Allegedly.

Hugh Fearnley Wankingstall?

Apparently he walked onto a sleeping womans hair

Wanked not walked

A random sleeping woman or someone he was involved with?

Ugh.
I'd be so annoyed if someone did that without asking and I had to wash my hair.

Not a random , someone he was with.

He's lost a lot of weight.

I do like his glasses though.

Ah. Bollocks. I wanted to tell that story. His seafood chowder recipe has never been the same since I heard that

I think he looks good. He been on here a few times, nice fella

Sorry Vanilla < hangs head >

I'm just surprised to hear he's into women!