Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

[KindergartenKop]

When I was about 16 I really fancied him on River Cottage. WIBU?

If I were to have a sleb shag I wouldn't mind it with him, as long as I hadn't just washed my hair. I hate washing my hair and would be pissed off to have to have an extra wash.

I think he's lost too much weight now. I liked him a bigger.

John Torode and Lisa Faulkner playing Happy Families gets my goat. And not even a Sri Lankan Curried Goat.

I confess i have a copy of the river cottage cookbook and he comes over as rather likeable. i did not know about the hair wanking though.

WHsmith is crazy. I rolled my eyes at the whole no chocolate / sweets ever at the tills but smiths seem to have gone to the complete opposite extreme!

He has the best lasagna recipe ever.

Well I'd definitely rather talk to HFW than JT (bleurgh).

Gordon Ramsay back in the Kitchen Nightmares days .... ohhh yes

We call him Hugh Farely Whippingbottom, didn't know about the wanking onto hair thing though"
Defo HFW over JT in the shag stakes.

I'm not sure I can even admit my 16 yo crush, very uncool choice!

Is the Lasagne recipe online wicked?

His name is Huge Firmly Wankingstalk. Get it right people!

Also, would.

My mate calls him Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall.

But not someone I could have a crush on, tbh.

Ok I'm going to say what I really think.... He's a horrible piggy nosed cheater who likes wanking in women's faces. C'mon laydeees you can do better!

cheater ???

" My mate calls him Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall."

it was Private Eye that started that one...

Silver His name is Huge Firmly Wankingstalk

Made me laugh out loud , you are correct of course, how silly of me!

Torode's got Lisa F so must be doing something right. Punching above his weight there, so can only assume he's a demon in the sack.

I heard it was wanking and crying...

Which means I get to post my favourite word because the Swedish have a name for that

@VanillaSugar Yes! The recipe is here: www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/29/hugh-fearnley-whittingstall-pasta-sauces

Took me ten years of mediocre lasagna before I found this recipe.

Yes vanilla sugar he's married with 4 kids and shags random ladies who have been known to wake up with him wanking in their faces as they sleep. True. Story. Ergo he's a cheater.