What do women really want?

[summerinthecountry]

Do they want the porn star look? Or the boy/girl next door? Painted nails? Heels? What do women want?

I want the chippy van to hurry the fuck up with my order.

Unless you ask every individual woman, you can never know.
We all want different things. We're not all the same.

Pictures of hamsters with their cheeks really full.

A well fitting bra

To smash the patriarchy.

There is currently a 'what do men' want thread, so to level things out we are now having a female one too in the interests of equality and all that

For my package to be delivered soon.

A well fitting bra

... which is machine washable

pictures of hamsters with their cheeks full

To forget all our problems with a nice bowl of strawberry ice-cream.

Some peace and quiet.... Oh, and to win the lottery.

To be able to eat what I want and not get more fat.

I'd like to not have to work. Choice is one thing , having to is quite another. And I blame the bra burners of the 60's for taking away my choice.

I want Idris Elba and ice cream. (not necessarily at the same time but wouldn't complain.)

how about a pelvic floor that works?

For JenBarber

. which is machine washable
Perfect

Something to eat and a nice cold beer.

leighaJ Now I KNOW my pelvic floor doesn't work after seeing that photo!!! Hang on wait, I am sure that is my MIL on another night out

Exactly what Eyeswideshut said!

I really want Melania Trump to stop being so bloody nice and deal with her wayward stormy husband.

Shit stupid auto correct

The Holy grail aka a natural looking tan out of a tube.

bringmejava

That doesn't smell so vile you can actually sleep wearing it

To live on my own, with lots of cats.