What do women really want?

[summerinthecountry]

Do they want the porn star look? Or the boy/girl next door? Painted nails? Heels? What do women want?

I have never been accused of being the daily mail before 😂 I don’t think they would have me to be honest. Too young I am under 65, too sweary and shallow
But well spotted!!!
This is the counter thread to ‘what do men want’
Why should they have all the fun and do all the judging hey?

To eat and not get fat

And maybe some ice on a hot day just for once, but no the ice tray is fill of a slimy looking concoction my dd made and smells of sick

A video of Paul Dacre being spit roasted by a pair of women with insabe grins in cheap red polyester wrap dresses (his outfit of choice) wearing strap-ons.

Failing that, a warm waterproof bum covering coat for the school run.

I would like one of the grandparents to notice or care that DP and I are on our knees with tiredness, and to take the kids for a day so we can relax in each other's company.

But failing that.... I'll settle for something more realistic like winning the Euromillions.

Or actually- even the cat being interesting would do. My cat has no sense of humour. It's a constant source of grief.

A dishwasher

A very large gin and tonic - cheers!

A solid 8 hours sleep would do me at the minute

One of my cats to tolerate being held like a baby while I sing to it.

I only have fuckit lists

For a simple life to not be so expensive that two parents have to work a 45 hour week just to pay the bills, and even then be living on a tight budget in a house that's too small.

A self cleaning house and for my husband to work less hours. Oh and to magically lose a stone without having to actually diet.

Many things, including snp ash8ng the patriarchy, fucking if the Tories for ever and achieving world peace, but for today I’d like someone to do all the paperwork and admin surrounding my dad’s death. I haven’t got soace to breathe or grieve.

At the moment all I want is sleep and cake. I’m fat and have a newborn, so the former isn’t happening and the latter shouldn’t .

Well the wine I’ve drunk is affecting typing.
*smashing the patriarchy
*fucking off the Tories
*space

@cardibach

Thanks iklboo

I want a giant Malteser that was on another thread...failing that lots of little maltesers

More gin, but I'm too knackered to bother getting up.

I know this one! It's in King Arthur.

The answer is
Their own way

We are having a grand time. Wishing the bright sunshine didn’t highlight every single little mark and stain in the house. It is like absolutely filthy and I didn’t notice.
I am going to be on the next spec savers advert (minus the cute cat)

I don't do looks.
Some sleep might be nice and definitely to be over gastroenteritis.

Have you changed your user name from Thairedcurry? There's another thread in chat called "what do men want" and the first question is exactly the same as yours in your op