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Original poster

What do women really want?

140 replies

summerinthecountry · 18/04/2018 17:47

Do they want the porn star look? Or the boy/girl next door? Painted nails? Heels? What do women want?

OP posts:
Ridiculouslyso · 18/04/2018 18:02

Just some excitement in my life

LakieLady · 18/04/2018 18:02

Puppies and tights that are really comfortable.

TeasndToast · 18/04/2018 18:02

To not be judged for not having children / having too many children / having an abortion / having a child when you can’t afford / working / not working / daring to be alive.

zzzzz · 18/04/2018 18:02

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deadringer · 18/04/2018 18:03

I want a magic wand.

BertrandRussell · 18/04/2018 18:03

The destruction of the patriarchy and true equality with men standing shoulder to shoulder with them while it’s being achieved.

Original poster
summerinthecountry · 18/04/2018 18:03

Oh I am enjoying this, I hope the men are making notes....

OP posts:
iklboo · 18/04/2018 18:03

Ill settle for some really nice tapas and and ice cold bottle of wine at our local bistro. Maybe a couple of gins to finish the night.

Original poster
summerinthecountry · 18/04/2018 18:03

Not one person has mentioned a blow job or sandwiches yet...

OP posts:
deadringer · 18/04/2018 18:03

And if I get it I will grant all your wishes.

SeriousChutzpah · 18/04/2018 18:05

To clobber the patriarchy, and a small box of crystallised fruit.

BeyondThePage · 18/04/2018 18:06

someone to stroke my hair and tell me things are going to be great.

Pompom42 · 18/04/2018 18:06

I want to go on a permanent holiday and get a sick note for work for 6 months - 1 year like every other bugger who works there seems to do

LeighaJ · 18/04/2018 18:09

A Ragdoll kitten that doesn't cost a small fortune and can change its own litter BOX.

elQuintoConyo · 18/04/2018 18:09

Some cunnilingus and a Nutalla & banana sandwich. At the same time.

Littlemissdaredevil · 18/04/2018 18:09

A husband that does his fair share of housework

BuntyII · 18/04/2018 18:10

A nice beef curry with chips
DH to do the dishes every now and then
Something that will entertain my child for more than 5 seconds

BuntyII · 18/04/2018 18:10

A nice beef curry with chips
DH to do the dishes every now and then
Something that will entertain my child for more than 5 seconds

Echobelly · 18/04/2018 18:10

Pockets!

Ella99 · 18/04/2018 18:12

For my life to not be a mess and for my boyfriend to stop poking my belly button lol

Original poster
summerinthecountry · 18/04/2018 18:13

To be Tammie Jo Shults today

A proper hero

OP posts:
StringandGlitter · 18/04/2018 18:13

Pockets!

Oh and yes a functioning pelvic floor

Calorie free chocolate (that tastes nice obvs)

A magic money tree

A decent nights sleep

Oh and non-frizzy hair

IveGotBillsTheyreMultiplying · 18/04/2018 18:14

I'll tell you what I want what I really really want

To live in a country where vulnerable people are looked after properly.

That's it.

The80sweregreat · 18/04/2018 18:15

Comfortable bras. They do not exist.
Not to be peri menopausal as it’s hell and men do not understand.

Bodear · 18/04/2018 18:15

For my husband to work in the same country as I do and to be able to ride a horse REALLY well. (Me not DH).