To think that Masterchef would be better without the baldy gobby shouty greengrocer?

[Sweetpea55]

Why does he have to shout all the time..

They both irritate me so much.
The only flavours Gregggggg seems to be able to detect are “sweet” and “salty”

Hate it when they say "I like it a lot"
Me too and also when they say "it could be a beautiful thing"
I don't mind Gregg, but old flappy chops gets on my nerves a bit.

Nooooooo I love Gregg!

John on the other hand looks like he’s just rolled out of bed with his scruffy hair and hoodies on.
Plus he has a very big tongue

Lottapianos

There's no excuse. I think I've got issues with my eyesight DH did Movember once and grew a fabulous Zapata. I made him keep it for months - turns out I've got some not-so-mainstream tastes.

But I still wouldn't shag Jay Raynor.

Jay Rayner is absolutely vile - I've met him. He is so up his own arse it's unbelievable - even worse than Greg!

Well these things happen Mornings. The heart wants what it wants

I can't quite believe that after all that cooking the winner is decided by someone with no culinary qualifications and who sells veg

Jay Rayner looks like the devil incarnate

Sweetpea

And who can't even talk without shouting, and who holds his spoon like a toddler and probably has to change his shirt after every tasting because he is covered with slobbers.

David should have won.*

Nawamin was over the top with the goldfish bowl and the bucket and spade and the IBS sauce.

Kenny just reproduced every recipe he'd seen in the Michelin wanky kitchens.

David played safe, but it was original - and looked like food you would actually want to eat.

*Actually Alex should have won, but she was robbed in the semis.

Jay Rayner looks like he needs a good bath and haircut, he’s scruffy, sleazy looking and never smiles.

Greg with 2 gs annoys me as every single time he says the meat is underdone when it is perfect, made me laugh as he didn’t dare contradict the 2 * chef the other night when the lamb was lovely and pink.

John Torode the toad is incredibly inarticulate.

Apart from that I love Masterchef and Monica is lovely, I’ve met her and she is so funny and chatty and spent ages with us at a quiet time at an exhibition, really having a laugh.. I didn’t used to like Marcus but he has grown on me as he smiles with his eyes now, he offers constructive criticism when Gregg has been scathing and ignorant.

One of those love/hate serials you can’t miss if you love food!

Urgh. He's a serial cheat who likes at least a 20 year age gap.

Urgh.urgh.urgh.