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To think that Masterchef would be better without the baldy gobby shouty greengrocer?

136 replies

Sweetpea55 · 11/04/2018 20:09

Why does he have to shout all the time..

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MorningsEleven · 12/04/2018 11:41

It's NOT because he's a greengrocer - it's because he's a twat

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TonTonMacoute · 12/04/2018 11:44

YADNBU

I find him the most irritating person on tv. He has no rival!

DanceDisaster · 12/04/2018 11:44

I’m not mad on the presenting style of either of them. I prefer the professional one. I heart Monica!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 11:44

let'sdolunch

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Fridasfridgefreezer · 12/04/2018 12:01

I remember being genuinely surprised that Lisa F goes out with John T.

DanceDisaster · 12/04/2018 12:06

Wow I didn’t know that either @Frida! That is a bit surprising. I wouldn’t have put them together as a couple.

joystir59 · 12/04/2018 12:07

Gregg is just a greedy bastard.

joystir59 · 12/04/2018 12:08

We've got plenty of mud here.

jay55 · 12/04/2018 12:10

I’d love be new judges. They’re a pair of plonkers.

JayeAshe · 12/04/2018 12:18

I had a nightmare in which I was sitting in a loo cubicle and Gregg's outsize head was leering in at me between the top of the door and the ceiling. I was yelling at it to go away but he took no notice. Grin

Agree that Masterchef could do with new host. Doesn't Gregg have some interest in the production company so he'd be hard to get rid of .... or something ... ?

ToadOfSadness · 12/04/2018 12:35

But.....

CoperCabana · 12/04/2018 12:36

He does have a rival. That short, irritating, daytime TV do gooder. Dominic someone?

expatinscotland · 12/04/2018 12:37

YANBU

Floralnomad · 12/04/2018 12:38

The show needs new judges anyway it’s turning into a an absolute farce , if you are not constantly cooking spicy food of one sort or another you have no chance of winning .

Dancingleopard · 12/04/2018 12:41

I like the contrast otherwise it would be too serious.

Why Peru though ? Fuck sake how many eats can you cook weird corn? Phiranha heads?? 😷

That’s stir fry with chips on top looked like my Saturday night tea Grin

Dancingleopard · 12/04/2018 12:41

Cook**

Dancingleopard · 12/04/2018 12:41

Ways** (rather)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/04/2018 12:46

He does have a rival. That short, irritating, daytime TV do gooder. Dominic someone?

Please . . . . just don't go there Coper

When he was on Strictly there was a rumour that he was doing the "horizontal tango" with Letitia Dean.

I have never recovered from that mental image.

gussiefox · 12/04/2018 12:51

It's JT's absurd blinking that gets me.

Lottapianos · 12/04/2018 13:16

'When he was on Strictly there was a rumour that he was doing the "horizontal tango" with Letitia Dean.'

Oh dear god Shock what a grim thought.

I remember he was partnered with the fabulous Lilia and was such a wanker to her that she yelled at him and threatened to walk out in training

ghostyslovesheets · 12/04/2018 13:21

maybe revert to this version

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM8quCF_Qkk]

Jonsnowsghost · 12/04/2018 13:24

YANBU everyone knows Masterchef Australia is the best and the only Masterchef worth watching Grin better than the dry British version (And better judges...)

AssignedPuuurfectAtBirth · 12/04/2018 13:25

Does he not own the franchise or something? Def something to do with dosh

IncyWincyGrownUp · 12/04/2018 13:26

I can’t watch standard Masterchef, and he’s one of the reasons. I used to love watching professionals, but got out of the habit. Is it any good with the new host?

MorningsEleven · 12/04/2018 13:32

When he was on Strictly there was a rumour that he was doing the "horizontal tango" with Letitia Dean

Like Phil Mitchell's stunt double.