Fireman Sam

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Aibu to think 99% of problems could be avoided by supplying Ponty Pandy with mobile phones and basic fire safety?

Or arranging for Norman Price to be 'disappeared'.

Norman Price is the only reason that fire service has been commissioned. It would have been centralised a long time ago otherwise.

However much you're asking to disappear Norman Price, I'll pay it. Fuck it, I'll pay double.

An asbo would suffice. Elvis needs sacking too

Locking up Mike Flood would cut down on the problems too.

@ShackUp poor Norman is just screaming for and craving the attention of his real dad. I mean how else is he supposed to spend time with him?

Just let Norman burn. Just once. No-one would blame them. Everyone could conveniently forget Norman Price ever existed.

But then there'd be no need for the fire service. They only let him live because it keeps them busy and saves them from redundancy in each round of government cuts.

True , Norman does throw a lot of work their way. Got to wonder if he behaves this badly at school as ss don't appear to be involved

And how on earth can they afford all the latest kit? Five different vehicles, six members of staff, fancy digital screens, etc etc.

Mike Flood

What good did they think would come of letting someone called Mike Flood live in a town with a harbour?

My 2 year old ds can’t say many sentences but on a daily basis he tells me that ‘Norman is a naughty boy’

Mike flood is problematic, but is he any worse than the cretin outdoors men?

Arranging for Norman Price to disappear has made my evening 🤣🤣🤣 I can't stand that whiney child!

Mine too wishful!

Without out Norman Price fireman Sam and his crew would be on the dole.

The children are never in school, deffo an education problem

That would make an interesting spin off awww

Really should be updated now. Firefighter Sam.

Yes perhaps if they had all attended school they wouldn't all be so stupid..

Norman and fireman Sam are the only red haired people in the whole town.
Sam puts out fires, Norman starts them.
Sam is always so cool and calm at the scene because he can't exactly strangle his love child. Dilys provably threatened him to reveal the secret too if he calls SS/the police on her "little treasure ".

Poor poor Norman. Have some sympathy people.

Love the helicopter man though. He can stay.

Sam hasn't furthered a child. Sam is clearly gay. There is a LOT of subtext in fireman Sam. He has a proper thing going on with that Aussie, Tom Thomas

Fathered, even

I'm pretty sure that Sam is too young to be Norman's dad

Oh, and everyone has something going on with tom Tomas

Why o why are you doing this to me OP!? I have to scream every morning at the damn TV when it's On! Now you're unleashing hell! First of all how the fuck can such a small community (you see no one else except the main insane characters!) afford a fire service that a fucking inner city would be financially stretched to provide! Secondly NORMAN FUCKING FUCKING NORMAN! I grew up in Wales and if someone told me I had that accent I'd have done away with myself! He's worst in the Welsh version on S4C!!!!! (his mother! I'd love to shove her INTO a burning building for producing such a shithead! Mike flood...what!why!?how!?who the hell gave him any qualifications to do any work!?! He's worst than inept! His wife should have left him! Lambiekins...God give me strength. Elvis well, they have given him a few more brain cells from the original. Its a village in Wales...yet it's more of a melting pot than Birmingham! Canadians/Australians!?!?! Moose is SOOO stupid no wonder he's been left alone in the mountains! O God I utterly hate them all...arghhhh!
Rant over...peace out