To ask how to anonymously revenge myself

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A client was exceedingly rude to me today . To the extent I am still annoyed now . Fucking rude cunt 😡

I can’t tell her to fuck off sadly. As I would risk my and my firms professional reputation . I can’t even politely be rude to her .

But I reallly want to do something mean to ruin her day . Nothing criminal or evil I hasten to add .

This is semi lighthearted and it’s a bad thing and karma and I will get over it yada yada

But curious if there are any ideas 😡😡

What do you do for a job and how was she rude to you?

Deliberately get her name wrong from now on.

Suggest she looks unflatteringly like an odd looking celeb!!

Call her Maureen for now and ever more

Sign her up for spam mail

I second spam email. Sign her up to absolutely all sorts!

Send her glitter anonymously?

Glitter bomb her!

Is there any way of getting caught from a glitter bomb or is it in any way illegal?

Yep, I was also going to suggest a glitter bomb!

www.glitterretribution.co.uk/

You can tell her to FOCUS.. in any conversation and she won't know how rude your being...
Fu** of cus ur stupid...
my friends is a Bank manager and uses it all the time,

www.glitterretribution.co.uk/spring-loaded-glitter-canon

Don’t do the glitterbomb, it’s too obvious that’s it’s from you unless she’s fallen out with loads of people. It’s too recent.

Could you get someone to be an obnoxious customer for her business? Or at least a really, really needy one?

Did you know you can mail-order cockroaches?

Triple her debt interest.

Glitter bomb.

I'm liking FOCUS 🤣🤣

I wouldn't send anything in the post personally because a. fingerprints, and b. that would be really intimidating if it happened to you.

Personally I would just get her name wrong in person and also business emails.

I'll be using FOCUS on my boss' 360 appraisal feedback

Following......for a friend.

Loving idea of spam emails!

Use one of those anonymous STD notification services.
They’ll send a text to a mobile saying “Hi , someone you have had sex has tested positive for gonorrhoea and wanted us to let you know. Please visit your local screening centre to allow you to be tested and if necessary treated to avoid putting yourself and others at risk”

The beauty of this is not only does it make them worry, it also means they have to make an effort to get checked out.

My ex husband is an arsehole and makes my life hell despite being the one that destroyed our marriage through cheating. The thought of him popping down the clinic in a panic just in case really warms my heart.

Order a job lot of bagged up bananas to be delivered to their house.
If MN is anything to go by, mass panic will result.

(don't do this if it is to Donald Trump)