To ask how to anonymously revenge myself

[stopfuckingshoutingatme]

A client was exceedingly rude to me today . To the extent I am still annoyed now . Fucking rude cunt 😡

I can’t tell her to fuck off sadly. As I would risk my and my firms professional reputation . I can’t even politely be rude to her .

But I reallly want to do something mean to ruin her day . Nothing criminal or evil I hasten to add .

This is semi lighthearted and it’s a bad thing and karma and I will get over it yada yada

But curious if there are any ideas 😡😡

[OhCalamity]

Email her, at the end of the email type whatever random/weird products/ services you can think of. Highlight and turn the font to white. You'll make her recommendations um interesting?

I read a prank that an office played. The co-worker was obsessed with the teaspoons in the kitchen, sending passive aggressive emails to people when the kitchen ran out of spoons, putting up PA notices, and trying to ration them.

All the emails from his co-workers had Spoon copied and pasted hundreds of times at the bottom in white font so it was invisible.

After a week or so, Spoon guy starts to go nuts that the government or boss is spying on him at his desk because all his internet ads are showing him spoons. Then because he worked from home, his home PC started showing him spoon related adverts.

It was deliciously evil. Unfortunately I work with nice people but if I ever work with a pain in the hole, I'm totally using it!

[stopfuckingshoutingatme]

Ah I feel better just for venting
And yes anything online is scarily traceable

Revenge is a dish best served cold too

Thanks people

[FlippingFoal]

when you do silly stuff online, your IP address can be tracked, and later searched.

Doesn't everyone use proxy servers now a days?

[Annonymiss123]

Flopsy That's brilliant!!

[PigletJohn]

when you do silly stuff online, your IP address can be tracked, and later searched.

Very often it can be tracked back to a particular person, or at least a company office.

If you use the same address when posting to, e.g. Mumsnet, a link can be found with your username.

This could be a source of embarrassment, at least.

[DailyMailDontStealMyThread]

Flopsy wins the thread, that is truly amazing.

[FlippingFoal]

Forget email - use their phone number! Sign them up to all sorts and 'allow' contact by phone. Their phone will never be silent again...

[NewYearNiki]

Be careful. You have to ask yourself if it is worth being caught alot of these things are traceable.

[CharisMater]

Polarbear You did her a favour. Well done. I'd feel no guilt. He sounds like a wrong 'un!

Be careful obviously but if you send something from a new email address at an internet cafe realistically, you're not the unabomber, the police aren't going to send a team over to an internet cafe

[RUPaulsdrab]

Place marking too 😅

[VanillaSugar]

Blatantly place marking for a friend.

[wakemeupbefore]

OP, did she have a valid reason for excluding you?

[Polarbearflavour]

CharisMater - yes I did! He was a nasty piece of work. Do people still use that phrase? His wife was lovely though.

If I was going to send anything in the post I would do so from an Internet cafe! I do think you need to be careful that you stay within the law and don’t do anything that could be construed as harrasment etc

[FlopsyMcDoodle]

I have been known to sign particularly miserable customers up to an inspirational quote of the day email.

[FlopsyMcDoodle]

I used to work for a company that attracted a lot of city boys as customers. One day I spoke to a guy on the phone who was ridiculously rude to me. He was trying to book a team event for a time that we were fully booked. He swore at me, hung up then emailed my manager to complain about me and told him he would ensure his entire company would never use our company again while I was still employed.

My boss is fairly good friends with my husband and forwarded my dh this guys email. Rude man works at same company as my dh. Dh wasn’t his direct boss but was much more senior than him (so this guys bosses boss). Dh had printed out the email he’d sent to my boss, went to rude mans desk and put it in front of him. Asked him if he knew the surname of the woman he’d complained about. Rude man told my dh that he didn’t but that I was a silly bitch and he’s sure that my boss would’ve known who he meant. Dh tells him what my surname is (it’s pretty unusual and the same as dh’s). Dh tells me that his face at the moment he realised that he’d just called his bosses boss a silly bitch was truly wonderful.

Whenever I have a crap day at work I get dh to tell me this story again.

[BrendasUmbrella]

Be careful with things like sending someone incontinence pads, most of those sites carry a warning that states that they will provide your ISP address if requested.

[Thehogfather]

Depending on her business can you be a pretend, potential client? A very lucrative new client, the type she would rant about in private but want the business enough to stay polite to your face? Even when she'd been strung along for a few weeks or so and the client was incredibly annoying and demanding?

Call a load of big sales companies and arrange for them all to come and quote for her.

[BadlyParkedRangeRover]

I don't know if this works, but seems plausible.
Email her, at the end of the email type whatever random/weird products/ services you can think of. Highlight and turn the font to white. You'll make her recommendations um interesting?

[Alwayslumpyporridge]

Asking for a friend, they have a have a contact that I would love to sign up for spam, can it be traced to them?

[Mummaofboys]

Voodoo doll

[RebelRogue]

You can send her a glitter bomb or... actual shit(you can even go exotic).
I now wonder if any companies do glittery shit...off to Google.

[LunchBoxPolice]

Follow them around and throw bits of lego under their feet as they walk.

[nailyourcolours]

Whatever you do, wait...

...or she'll know it's you.

[OhCalamity]

Voodoo doll in the post.

[CharisMater]

Polarbear, that is a good one
Did you provide dates and times?