To ask how to anonymously revenge myself

[stopfuckingshoutingatme]

A client was exceedingly rude to me today . To the extent I am still annoyed now . Fucking rude cunt 😡

I can’t tell her to fuck off sadly. As I would risk my and my firms professional reputation . I can’t even politely be rude to her .

But I reallly want to do something mean to ruin her day . Nothing criminal or evil I hasten to add .

This is semi lighthearted and it’s a bad thing and karma and I will get over it yada yada

But curious if there are any ideas 😡😡

[kaitlinktm]

Dances

I may have in the past signed someone's email address up to lots of spam, penis enlargement mailing lists and hot Russian singles bot sites.

I wondered why I have been getting these? How did I upset you?

[CharisMater]

Swap you your Beatches for mine. We should get a third person in, triangulate avengeance.

[speakout]

Witchcraft.

[JaneyGotAGun]

Send her a potato in the post

[Polarbearflavour]

I know that I should let things go but I don’t.

I worked as a temp executive assistant in the City for a banker wanker who couldn’t keep a perm EA. He was not very nice! I anonymously let his wife know he was cheating on her. I know from someone who works there that they are now divorced. Ooops.

My grievance against another boss got them dismissed after I had left!

[CharisMater]

Polarbear, that is a good one
Did you provide dates and times?

[OhCalamity]

Voodoo doll in the post.

[nailyourcolours]

Whatever you do, wait...

...or she'll know it's you.

[LunchBoxPolice]

Follow them around and throw bits of lego under their feet as they walk.

[RebelRogue]

You can send her a glitter bomb or... actual shit(you can even go exotic).
I now wonder if any companies do glittery shit...off to Google.

[Mummaofboys]

Voodoo doll

[Alwayslumpyporridge]

Asking for a friend, they have a have a contact that I would love to sign up for spam, can it be traced to them?

[BadlyParkedRangeRover]

I don't know if this works, but seems plausible.
Email her, at the end of the email type whatever random/weird products/ services you can think of. Highlight and turn the font to white. You'll make her recommendations um interesting?

[Thehogfather]

Depending on her business can you be a pretend, potential client? A very lucrative new client, the type she would rant about in private but want the business enough to stay polite to your face? Even when she'd been strung along for a few weeks or so and the client was incredibly annoying and demanding?

Call a load of big sales companies and arrange for them all to come and quote for her.

[BrendasUmbrella]

Be careful with things like sending someone incontinence pads, most of those sites carry a warning that states that they will provide your ISP address if requested.

[FlopsyMcDoodle]

I used to work for a company that attracted a lot of city boys as customers. One day I spoke to a guy on the phone who was ridiculously rude to me. He was trying to book a team event for a time that we were fully booked. He swore at me, hung up then emailed my manager to complain about me and told him he would ensure his entire company would never use our company again while I was still employed.

My boss is fairly good friends with my husband and forwarded my dh this guys email. Rude man works at same company as my dh. Dh wasn’t his direct boss but was much more senior than him (so this guys bosses boss). Dh had printed out the email he’d sent to my boss, went to rude mans desk and put it in front of him. Asked him if he knew the surname of the woman he’d complained about. Rude man told my dh that he didn’t but that I was a silly bitch and he’s sure that my boss would’ve known who he meant. Dh tells him what my surname is (it’s pretty unusual and the same as dh’s). Dh tells me that his face at the moment he realised that he’d just called his bosses boss a silly bitch was truly wonderful.

Whenever I have a crap day at work I get dh to tell me this story again.

[FlopsyMcDoodle]

I have been known to sign particularly miserable customers up to an inspirational quote of the day email.

[Polarbearflavour]

CharisMater - yes I did! He was a nasty piece of work. Do people still use that phrase? His wife was lovely though.

If I was going to send anything in the post I would do so from an Internet cafe! I do think you need to be careful that you stay within the law and don’t do anything that could be construed as harrasment etc

[wakemeupbefore]

OP, did she have a valid reason for excluding you?

[VanillaSugar]

Blatantly place marking for a friend.

[RUPaulsdrab]

Place marking too 😅

[CharisMater]

Polarbear You did her a favour. Well done. I'd feel no guilt. He sounds like a wrong 'un!

Be careful obviously but if you send something from a new email address at an internet cafe realistically, you're not the unabomber, the police aren't going to send a team over to an internet cafe

[NewYearNiki]

Be careful. You have to ask yourself if it is worth being caught alot of these things are traceable.

[FlippingFoal]

Forget email - use their phone number! Sign them up to all sorts and 'allow' contact by phone. Their phone will never be silent again...

[DailyMailDontStealMyThread]

Flopsy wins the thread, that is truly amazing.