Change the fucking record Andy

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I have had it up to my back teeth, with that lanky streak of piss. We now have Andy's Safari adventures, sequel to Andy's dinosaur adventures, which is indistinguishable from Andy's prehistoric adventures, which follows Andy's baby animals.

All have exactly the same format even the same fecking theme tune. My DD will watch nothing else, and I now want to feed him to the woodchipper, like they did in Fargo. AIBU?

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As in YANBU, the woodchipper beckons.

He's better than sleazy Dr Ranj

I do like Andy but my toddler is obsessed with him at the moment and I've watched as many adventures as I can handle. I'll help you bundle him in to the chipper.

He's better than sleazy Dr Ranj

his gorgeous!

Haha. I have "Andy's baby animals!" constantly in my head. My husband and I often come up with fictional and, ahem, slightly "adult themed" names for Andy's programmes and then sing the theme songs. I don't know why.

So I think YANBU re. the unimaginative format, but I wouldn't stick Andy into a wood chipper because he seems like a genuinely nice guy (in fact I know someone who's met him and said he's lovely ). Fargo is a good film though!

😂😂😂😂

You missed Andy’s secret hideout

Dr Ranj is my ideal man, if he was my local GP I’d be in the doctors daily!

Dr Ranj’s eyebrows!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE!!!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!

I was thinking this this Morning, why can't they give Ben something? It's about time surely!!?

I'm sick of Andy's secret hide out too, although I keep finding myself singing that catchy little tune

And as for JohnLapsleyParlabane
You leave him out of this you hear??

I love Dr Ranj, not even embarrassed to admit I had a raunchy dream about him the other week which makes me see him even more in a different light

I do agree on the eyebrows though but sweet baby Jesus i bet he knows how to use his thermometer

Move over Jobie....

Ha ha, DD said the other day that she thinks Dr Ranj does his hair like that to impress ladies.

I'm going to be seeing mr bloom in September and can't bloody waitno shame!

Posted too soon, I don't mind Andy either way lol

I also find his hair inexplicably irritating.

Pretty sure Dr Ranj isn't out to impress the ladies....

Leave off Dr Ranj

He was in panto near me and he was signing things in the foyer afterwards. He was quite fit. I'd bang him.

Er, I think Dr Ranj might be trying to impress other boys...

Met Andy quite a few times, he lives round the corner from me. Ds loves his programmes but doesn't give him a second look when we see him. It's just that fella he sees every day on the telly

I have had it up to my back teeth, with that lanky streak of piss

My toddler is also weirdly obsessed with Andy, so I too am on the verge of smashing the tv into tiny pieces whenever the theme tune for prehistoric adventures comes on

Dr Ranj definitely doesn't do his hair to impress the ladies

Re Andy, yanbu.

I can't get past the fact he looks like fatima whitbread.

Andy's only redeeming feature was the number wraps with Sid back in the day.

I have met him though and he seemed alright but still quite irritating and seems to actually want to be a kids tv presenter which is odd imo

okay
googling Dr Ranj and Andy is clearly not an option

clues please?