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Change the fucking record Andy

101 replies

Belleende · 12/02/2018 17:58

I have had it up to my back teeth, with that lanky streak of piss. We now have Andy's Safari adventures, sequel to Andy's dinosaur adventures, which is indistinguishable from Andy's prehistoric adventures, which follows Andy's baby animals.

All have exactly the same format even the same fecking theme tune. My DD will watch nothing else, and I now want to feed him to the woodchipper, like they did in Fargo. AIBU?

OP posts:
Beansonapost · 12/02/2018 23:05

DH and I keep wondering how the puppets haven't managed to die yet !

DD 2 loves Andy..... everything Andy!

That's pic of Ranj my my! Certainly looks different to the white coat!

KittysMyName · 12/02/2018 23:19

SparklyMagpie - I’m dying!!! Tongues me in a different way!!! 😆😂😂

nicelyneurotic · 12/02/2018 23:21

This thread has really made me laugh. Thank you.

icebearforpresident · 12/02/2018 23:35

Andy drives me nuts with his stupid songs my 2 won’t stop singing.

Rory from my pet and me on the other hand, could watch him all day long.

I like Ben, feel sorry for him stuck in CBeebies house when Andy has 700 animal related shows on the go. He doesn’t even get to appear in Justin’s house,anyone that’s ever been on CBeebies shows up on Justin’s house!

Nanny0gg · 13/02/2018 01:04

What is this with Ben? He's a drip!

AlwaysDancing1234 · 13/02/2018 01:53

I’m absolutely pissing myself trying not to laugh quietly whilst not waking DH and DD who is asleep beside me taking up most of the fuckin bed
I’ll never look at any of these CBeebies presenters in the same way again.
I’m up in 3 hours for work and need sleep but you mad buggers are making me giggle too much! Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 13/02/2018 02:05

guiltynetter im desperate for a new series of magic door. DS adores it. He loves that and Small PotAtoes. Simple kids telly. He loves Tinga Tinga too because I make him watch it and patchwork pals. Basically Magic Doors is the only one with humans in her really likes!

lottiegarbanzo · 13/02/2018 09:26

Ben is lovely, He started out a bit hesitant but he's really relaxed into the role. I see him as more of a 'dcs' older brother' figure than the more grown-up ones.

He seems to get on really well with the other regular ones too; Cat, Andy, Rebecca and the new one. I wonder how it really is behind the scenes?

thepondstakemanhatten · 13/02/2018 09:51

Personally, I thin Andy looks a bit like Fatima Whitbread...

thepondstakemanhatten · 13/02/2018 09:52

Personally, I think Andy looks a bit like Fatima Whitbread...

thepondstakemanhatten · 13/02/2018 09:53

Finally RTFT, glad I'm not the only one

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 13/02/2018 09:59

Oh. My. That picture of Dr Ranj has given me the vag tingles.

Also wouldn't kick Sid out of bed tbh.

And thanks to previous MN threads I can no longer see Fatima Whitbread without getting the theme to Andy's Boring Adventures stuck in my head.

DrRanjsRightEyebrow · 13/02/2018 10:02

Don't like the fact I'm mostly in shadow in that pic. I am definitely the stronger brow and should be highlighted as such.

acsec · 13/02/2018 15:35

Swashbuckle is the favourite show in this house - DH fancies Gem, and I have a a weird crush on Line! I just find him hilarious (I don't get out enough, clearly!)

SparklyMagpie · 13/02/2018 16:33

" come on Andy's Fatima Whitbread comparison adventuuuuures "

SparklyMagpie · 13/02/2018 16:34

acsec I know where you're coming from about Line ! Gem is gorgeous tbf

HeyRoly · 13/02/2018 16:38

I have had it up to my back teeth, with that lanky streak of piss. We now have Andy's Safari adventures, sequel to Andy's dinosaur adventures, which is indistinguishable from Andy's prehistoric adventures, which follows Andy's baby animals.

You forgot Andy's Wild Adventures, when he worked at a zoo but used to slack off with a puppet cat and shoot off into space in a modified golf cart.

Goingalonenow · 13/02/2018 18:03

Dr Ranj's song about how to make your poo softer is a work of art.

My life is all about Yakka Dee at the moment. You say mouse!

pastabest · 13/02/2018 18:09

going we had the poo episode on at 3am not long ago in an attempt to calm down a hysterical 12 month old DD with a temperature. She loves get well soon (and it worked!)

I think DP was traumatised, he was all like Shock 'are they allowed to sing about poo on a CBeebies show'?

acsec · 13/02/2018 22:32

DSS 13 was singing one of the Andy theme tunes after watching it with DD 16m and said 'I'm sure all Andy's shows are the same with either animals or dinosaurs, but the same song in them all!' I told him about this thread.

SparklyMagpie glad it's not just me!

ADayGivingMeHope · 13/02/2018 22:39

@CapnSquark 🤣 They've missed out threads then! Haha.

Yes Andy is VERY much my cup of tea! He could be reading bills and I'd enjoy watching him. 😍

Opheliasgoldenwine · 13/02/2018 22:41

I thought Dr Ranj was gay Shock

pastabest · 13/02/2018 22:43

He is!

ADayGivingMeHope · 13/02/2018 22:46

They did a funny 'Andy is Fatima' in the Christmas Panto we went to in Sheffield. Haha.
It made my 'Christmas Eve Eve' perfect! 😛
He is a stupid amount of H.O.T

Opheliasgoldenwine · 13/02/2018 22:46

The woman on my pet and me does my head in Blush