Keith Lemon

[Deshasafraisy]

I would.
He’s a bit sexy.
Apparently this is unreasonable
Would you?

YABVVU. That’s all.

YABVVVVVVVU. Are you on crystal meth?

I was just thinking how much I can't stand him . His voice is dreadful.

Jesus wept

Oh for goodness sake

I would

Dusktilldawn. Team Lemon!

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth

Urgh never in a million years

YADBU. Do they vet the posters here?

He has something

Someone I know thought he was a real person and not a made up character 😂😂😂
And definitely no.

No.

You need professional help op.
Or maybe you are beyond help?

🤢 that is all...

This calls for an immediate ban.

I would rather rub sandpaper on my clitoris

He has sex appeal.

As does Tom Jones.

see your GP immediately.

Wino but wouldn't that feel like his facial hair?!!

I thought this was gonna be about how crap his tv show is.

You are minging.

I would not. He really turns my stomach, and ‘his’ humour is not at all my thing.

Nope, not for me...gino on the other hand

Well I guess I won’t have very much competition if my chance should ever come! 😂

He has something

A dose of antibiotics should sort it!