Keith Lemon

[Deshasafraisy]

I would.
He’s a bit sexy.
Apparently this is unreasonable
Would you?

I think I’ve planted the seed. I bet next time you watch him you’ll all see the sparkle in his eye.

You need to phone a helpline and speak to a professional.

Ew. Get out!

@littlepeas

Keyhole - sounds like a hideous programme

'through the keyhole' isn't rude though. It's just a programme where people have to guess which celebrity owns the house they are looking around.

People have every right to dislike something/someone, but this is a perfect example of people bashing and slating something when they have never even seen it..

Too much of that goes on (on here and other forums, and in real life too!) People jumping on the bandwagon, and piling in to berate something that they never even seen! (And worse still, lambasting people, implying they are stupid/wrong/unhinged because they like things they have decided they hate!)

I have found my people! I love Keith Lemon, but everyone says I have the strangest taste in men as also on my list of "yes please" are:

Jeremy Clarkson
Alan Titchmarsh
James May
Johnny Vegas
Chris Moyles
Peter Kaye

As I said, I could never fancy him, but he is quite funny and talented IMO. (Though I do find Celebrity Juice a bit grim at times.)

The Paddy and Keith picture show was brilliant. So was Keith's sketch show.

I reckon most people laying into him have hardly watched anything he has ever been in!!!

he has something

Yes....an STD

Oh dear .... I'm feeling a bit poorly .... No, No, No ..........

< .... goes off to find something to settle my stomach ..... >

literally cannot watch anything this idiot is on. YBVVU!

YABVVVVVVVU. Are you on crystal meth?

Mission

Creepy as f* reminds me of jimmy saville. Gives me the creeps and not just me.

I love Keith! Ooooshh

Always2ndbest. Welcome to the team!
I’d fight you for Johnny Vegas as well.

Frankly if he was the only boy in the world, and I were the only girl - I'd shoot myself!

I find him repulsive and unfunny.

If you ever get your chance OP, please use lots sandlots of contraceptives one of him is enough in the world

bingbong I have seen 'Through the Keyhole'. I abbreviated 'Celebrity Juice' to 'Juice' and 'Through the Keyhole' to 'Keyhole' and said that 'Juice and Keyhole' sounded like a vile Keith Lemon programme..........

I like Johnny Vegas.

But I wouldn't clamber over David Tennant to get to him . . .

No way SchadenfreudePersonified

If I get my chance il be making Ltd of little lemons!

Lots^

I love through the keyhole but juice is just too crude for me.

My worl colleague feels the same way OP

How on earth can you have a username like kitsharington and have a thing for Keith Lemon??

I think he's very funny but I don't particularly find him attractive.

He. Is. An. Abomination.

Ugh

He is COMPLETELY unfunny and horrible-looking. You are off your trolley.