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Keith Lemon

120 replies

Deshasafraisy · 12/01/2018 13:20

I would.
He’s a bit sexy.
Apparently this is unreasonable
Would you?

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PurplePotatoes · 12/01/2018 14:27

Ugh no can't see it myself!

However he's actually married to a friend of a friend and she said he's really shy in real life which is one of the reasons he always does interviews in character as he doesn't like talking about himself and keeps his home life very private.

SavvyBlancBlonde · 12/01/2018 14:27

🤮

MsHarry · 12/01/2018 14:37

No thanks, you can have him! I'll stick with Fassbender ta.

Onehellofaride · 12/01/2018 14:45

Nope not for me. Just seen a picture of his wife though and she is lovely. He looks quite normal out of character!

forceslover · 12/01/2018 14:45

😳🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Mrsmadevans · 12/01/2018 14:48

Nope never ever

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 12/01/2018 14:49

I thought he was dead, then

Eminybob · 12/01/2018 14:50

I’m with you op. But then I also fancy Max Branning which is another unpopular choice.

Helendee · 12/01/2018 14:51

Oh no he's just awful!! Talentless little freak.

StopTheRoundabout · 12/01/2018 14:51

Sexy...No.
Funny..Yes.

QuiteLikely5 · 12/01/2018 14:51

Oh god no!!

Gross!

OliviaTheFox · 12/01/2018 14:56

Just yuck.

Deshasafraisy · 12/01/2018 16:35

PurplePotatoes

That makes me like him more! Well, not the wife but, but the shy bit.

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ClaryFray · 12/01/2018 16:37

Op... honestly. Control your lady parts!

cindersrella · 12/01/2018 16:40

Apparently Keith Lemon has a big package?

always2ndbest · 12/01/2018 16:46

There's someone for everyone. The world would be a very dull place if we all fancied the same type of person. I do have a more "normal" thing for Tom Hardy as well but if him and Keith were in the same lift as me.... well I'd be getting off with Keith!

KenForPM · 12/01/2018 16:47

Nope. Nope. Nope again.
Even the voice grates on my ears. Hearing that 24/7 would drive me up the fucking wall.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 12/01/2018 16:51

And you know that how, Cinder.
Blew yourself out the water there, didn't you
WinkGrin

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 12/01/2018 16:53

No it's ok you can have him to yourself OP, think he's hilarious but that's about it.

Glittertwins · 12/01/2018 16:56

Saw him with his family at a children's play farm a few years ago. I had no idea who he was but was very amenable to those who recognised him and did a few photos

Glittertwins · 12/01/2018 16:56

As himself, not the character

norfolkenclue · 12/01/2018 17:11

I have weird tastes too...no idea why? I can't explain it (even I know my tastes are WAY off 😳). I 'would' Jimmy Nail 😳😂😱😬

bastardkitty · 12/01/2018 17:12

#metoo Blush

TetleysSurpassesYorkshireTea · 12/01/2018 17:37

A family member worked with a bloke called Keith Lemon. When she'd finished laughing, she asked "what, like him off Celebrity Juice?"

KL apparently said yes, and that Leigh Francis was his best mate and had been best man at his wedding. So KL is real.

YABVVVU for wanting to shag him though. Bleurgh (the LF one, never met the real one).

LightDrizzle · 12/01/2018 18:09

I think he’s hilarious but definitely couldn’t shag him in character.
Beats David Frost into a cocked hat.