If men wore swimwear the same as a bikini...

[GoodStuffAnnie]

...bear with me!

So why do we have all our bits on display?

If men had to wear the equivalent it would be totally shaped to go around their balls and willies. And I mean that shape. So when they go to a shop they would get a size 3 balls and C willy. We would all be able to see what size they were. Why do I have to put my tits on display?

Caveat...I am small busted and am swimwear shopping. Have just found this and thought great! But am I being a bit weird not wearing a traditional costume/bikini.

www.swimwear365.co.uk/products/buffalo-ethnic-printed-blouson-tankini/_/A-686083_10?utm_source=GoogleProductList&utm_medium=PLA&utm_campaign=Tankinis&utm_content=686083_10&ns_campaign=Tankinis&ns_mchannel=PLA&ns_source=GoogleProductList&ns_linkname=686083_10&ns_fee=0&ordermedia=S0127&orderoffercode=XJ8P&entry=3

Sorry but I can’t get over the “size 3 balls and a C willy” 😂

Not a pretty sight.

no thats lovely! and lots of women wear tankinis or full swimsuits! Ive worn shorts and tshirt into the sea before. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in!
And men have those speedos dont they? they dont leave much to the imagination! I think they are even less and more snug than anythinga woman would ever get away with wearing... at least on a beach in the uk haha

My dh won't wear underwear as he says nothing is designed to restrain his bad boys (balls) so he would have to go to a nudist beach!!

I know! But we have to do it. "For support" Why don't they?

. I like the measurement idea.

you've just made me chuckle, size c willy. That's so funny. Love your beachwear, wouldn't mind it myself, one self conscious since I had my baby and can't rock a bikini anymore!

But with my speedo bikini equivalent the swimwear would be shaped to go round their bits WHILST dangling down.

i'm self

Men wear what the Aussies (I believe) call “budgie smugglers” aka Speedos. And yes, lots of tankini and full swimsuit wearers. I prefer a proper swimsuit so I can actually swim, bikinis just slip down so I’m constantly readjusting.

I cringe when see men in speedos it's a run in joke between me and dh that's they're 80's dad swimwear

I hope to God that your cock & balls measuring scheme gets acquired on the high street!

I would feel so smug telling dh he's got to go get his bits measured on the high street....

Great idea. Yes the cock and balls measuring system. Knowing bloody men they might like it.

Like these?
www.cocksox.com/products/cx22pr-swim-thong-kingsnake

Yes and we could all have good chats. Look at that twat he's no way a D with the saggy bit at the bottom.

Now OP, you’ve made me laugh BUT you cannot take this any further.

I don’t want to see a lot of size C willies, thank you very much.

They could use one of those foot gauges to measure like they have in the kids section in Clarks.

Well we'd never get the true measurement, am sure my oh would be F cup balls with an E willy. Yes dear.

You're right they probably would and bet there would be a few loose sets of speedos around (telling their wives 'the seawater made them stretch they're the right size love')

But then they'd need a whole new (temperature dependent) wardrobe.

OK, I have clothes of different sizes because of varying weight, BFing etc. But I've never needed a garnet that retracts if it gets chilly

Well we'd never get the true measurement, am sure my oh would be F cup balls with an E willy. Yes dear.

Sort of, but more like this...

www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/170785010845690635/

Sorry, thought i would post twice about his HOOJ dangly bits.

It's not an attractive look - I threatened my OH with some as a joke but couldn't go through with it. My eyes couldn't have coped!

I think the layout is the issue. Breasts aren't able to be supported by a gusset type construction as testicles are. Individual ball cups would be unnecessary and awkward, and a Speedo penis sleeping bag attachment thing would... be brilliant outrage public decency?