To help me with the question - have you got a boyfriend yet?

[BornInSydneyy]

Your most witty responses

Oh yes, several.

'no, my girlfriend wouldn't like it'

No, have you?

'Yes, do you want to see a photo?'

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"What do you mean, yet? Is there a time limit?"

“Erm yes, he’s right here! Kevin, come say hi to my family/friend. What do you mean where? Kevin is right here, standing right next to me holding my hand! What, do you think he’s imaginary or something?! Pffffft, come on Kevin, let’s ditch these nosey twats”

*skip off into sunset holding Kevin’s hand.

'no, my girlfriend wouldn't like it'

Definitely this one...

I used the girlfriend line more than once. My big bearded other half gave some people quite a shock!

“Have you got divorced yet?”

Oh...he didn’t last long I’m afraid.

(Menacing grin)

Some days, other days a girl friend, and on weekends I have a married couple.

Great idea, Wellfuckmeinbothears, but in that case I think the OP should call her 'boyfriend' Harvey

‘Oh yes. I see him every fortnight if he sends a VO. We’re hoping for parole in 2022.’

No...... I’m just enjoying shagging about!

So much of MN is doom and gloom. This thread has really made me giggle.

I don’t allow him out in the day.

Yes, but he couldn’t come with me tonight, his wife is soooo over possessive....

Whip out a double ended dildo and proclaim you don’t need one when you have one of these.

"How is that any of your business?"

'Not found anyone that meets my standards yet'

"Oh good God no!!!" Said with a look of complete horror on my face.
It works every time and I'm 42

Yes but his tag's on a curfew so he can't come out after 6pm

“When was your last STI check? You don’t want to answer? But I thought we were asking personal questions about which are none of the other’s business!”

Your husband SWORE he was going to tell you about us! After 5 years! FFS!
What a liar!

Finnmcool you sound exactly like me, I'm 42 as well.

"Why on earth would I want one?"
In most disdainful, incredulous tone imaginable.