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To help me with the question - have you got a boyfriend yet?

62 replies

BornInSydneyy · 16/12/2017 17:00

Your most witty responses Grin

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FinallyHere · 16/12/2017 17:44

'Havn't met anyone nice enough yet' is my boring, go to answer.

Some crackers above on this thread, though.

maddiemookins16mum · 16/12/2017 17:46

Oh god this.....a very lovely friend of mine used to say 'how's your lovelife Maddiemoo?', knowing darn well I was single (then). I always wanted to reply
'are you still having really great sex with your husband?'....

finnmcool · 16/12/2017 17:46

Ha ha ha VioletCharlotte that's exactly how I do it! Grin
I feel you! Grin

mustbemad17 · 16/12/2017 17:47

Yeah but i only let him out of the shed when i need him

KeepServingTheDrinks · 16/12/2017 17:58

Love this one the bestest Yes, but he couldn’t come with me tonight, his wife is soooo over possessive....

JennyBlueWren · 16/12/2017 17:58

"I could never find anyone as perfect as " with a dreamy look.

FlouncyDoves · 16/12/2017 17:58

‘Yes. He’s 10 inches long, purple and in my handbag. Would you like to say hello?’

Porgs · 16/12/2017 18:02

No, why do you ask? Are you and x going through a dry spell?

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 16/12/2017 18:07

I have 12, and 3 of them are my own.
Or "yes, but I keep him in the attic and only let him out once a month to clean the house"

Zaphodsotherhead · 16/12/2017 18:09

'No, and don't call me yet...' (with apologies to Airplane films..)

dingdongdigeridoo · 16/12/2017 18:12

Yes. He’s a 21 year old waiter that I met on holiday. He hasn’t been able to get a visa yet, so I’ve been sending him my life savings.

Peachyking000 · 16/12/2017 18:16

Sorry could you repeat that please? (With an incredulous look on your face)

They’ll feel daft saying it again.

HooraySunshine · 16/12/2017 18:18

'No, now I've got the twins, my life feels complete!'

Xmas Grin
chocolateworshipper · 16/12/2017 18:18

Yes, I keep him in the basement.

I had one, but had to return him for a refund as he wasn't a good fit.

Yes, but not when it's a full moon.

No, but I've put one on my Amazon wishlist, so fingers crossed.

No, but I've asked Santa for one, so fingers crossed.

I did, but I dumped him for saying awful things about you.

Yes, but his Mummy only lets him out on Saturdays.

Yes, he's right here. Can't you see him?

SilenceIsBroken · 16/12/2017 18:24

If it's a bloke asking. "Look Dave, no offence meant but you're not my type at all." Said with barely surpressed laughter.

mummmy2017 · 16/12/2017 18:25

Yes, but it's a school night so he wasn't allowed out this late.

When they look shocked say he teaches Maths.

Lily2007 · 16/12/2017 18:28

Yes its your husband Smile.

TaggySits · 16/12/2017 18:30

Yes, he's in the freezer. In several bits.

TrojansAreSmegheads · 16/12/2017 18:30

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kitkatsky · 16/12/2017 18:32

Ha! I was at little bro’s engagement party aged 20 (they were both 18) and SILs grandma said it would be so fab if I married SILs brother and we could have a double wedding! As I watched him dance (with all the meaning) to the YMCA. Hes now married to a guy as expected and I have a lush boyfriend after so many assholes, but it takes time and is worth waiting for the right one! When they ask spell out what you want and tell them you have standards!

Wellfuckmeinbothears · 16/12/2017 19:41

Love all of these!

AmeliaFlashtart · 16/12/2017 20:23

No I just borrow other peoples

perchi · 16/12/2017 20:25

Yeah, but he's away for a while, building me a house in Italy.

Nyx1 · 16/12/2017 20:25

"I have.....yours".

AtrociousCircumstance · 16/12/2017 20:27

No - I don’t want to ‘settle’ for someone, like pretty much everyone I know has...