To help me with the question - have you got a boyfriend yet?

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I'm so glad you asked - we were discussing just this at my Scientology meeting last night - let me tell you all about it...

I have lots, thanks, but none of them are my own...

Yeah, but won't last much longer sadly, he's 97. Think I'm getting one of the villas, though.

I miss this question :-/

People used to ask me it. Now it must be obvious that I will never meet anybody.

I l8ke trojans first reply!

Phew yeah, can't you see how worn out I look? Taaaalk about sexpot!

Great replies here. I'm 45 and the same, though in my case I get asked "someone special" as I'm bi so the girlfriend lines wouldn't really work. So in all seriousness I answer "why would I want one? Most are a nightmare of mediocrity at best"

I have a fwb and that's a fairly loose arrangement which suits me as I like dating just can't be arsed with relationships!

I'm in between boyfriends

Have you found any tact yet?

Yes, he's chained up in the basement.

Several, just none I've chosen to introduce to you....

How about "im writing to a man in prison, but he gets out really soon!"