My bloody neighbours have eight kids and the whole lot of them are out there right now practising their stuppid dance routines.

[MrsWottinger]

Mum, dad and eight children ringing a bell and dancing around. it makes me want to puke. the racket they are making is unbelievable. should i say something?

Oh this thread is so funny! Good one, Mrs Wottinger. You and your family intrigue me so!

Groovy, we will give it a try. I am pretty sick of Little Einsteins (although I love Harry and his Bucketful of Dinosaurs! DS can take it or leave it )

Ds has been asking me for days to e-mail Ragdoll and ask about the whereabouts of the Wottingers. He will be so relieved to hear that MrsW is alive and well and posting on Mn.
It took him a while to get over dino's theory that they had been ethnically cleansed...

well i'm very glad to have been of assistance, marina my dear. do tell him that we have much better hats than those shithouse Pontypines as well.

I haven't got a clue what this thread is about. but apparently all the wottingers are in ohio . which makes me deeply suspicious.

Mrs Wottinger, I hope you don't mind me asking, but are you semi-agrophobic? Would you mind letting the cameras into your house? Pleeeeeease?

just noticed 127 years out of date. I'm off to bed

i'm in talks to appear on ITV's Neighbours From Hell: The Night Garden Revealed.

i think its the Von Trapp Family from the sound of music who are your neighbours