My bloody neighbours have eight kids and the whole lot of them are out there right now practising their stuppid dance routines.

[MrsWottinger]

Mum, dad and eight children ringing a bell and dancing around. it makes me want to puke. the racket they are making is unbelievable. should i say something?

Sorry, but Oh Ha Ha He! MrsWottinger, you do paint a very pretty picture. Can't stop laughing at the absurdity of it. BUT NOW for the serious part. Pull pin from grenade and gently (I SAID GENTLY!!!!) lob from upper storey window.

F*ing Weirdos!

Don't think its toooooooooo weird tbh. Garden,dancing, kids early eve. whats wrong with that???

Can I ask if they're all wearing matching red outfits?

exactly! bunch of freaks. and stupid hats.

ahem...

MrsWottinger, you could be talking about us, we feel country dancing instills a sense of disipline into our children. I just wish they wouldn't keep going missing though.

oh i bloody knew you'd be along soon enough.

oh no

don't tell me they're morris dancing

anyone who morris dances is being totally unreasonable

At least they arent out roaming the streets and worrying old people.
They are enjoying a bit of family time.
It may no be everyones "thing" but I having just read a thread about food (and other things) being thrown over fences I think I would be grateful its nothing worse.

We never see you these days, not since we bought the job lot of wallpaper.

Just being lighthearted, Niceglasses. When you put it like that

Sorry, the penny has just dropped... God I'm slow today!

Yes, kill them all! They probably smell funny too, what with being washed with that manky sponge that never gets rinsed out...

Well MrsW, aren't you slightly calling the kettle black? I'm sure you're family must enjoy dancing too?

bugger

YOUR

Chop down that enormous tree for one thing. And tell the Father to get a shave. He's a disgrace.

In fact I'm sure I've seen you conga-ing round a bandstand . . .

I happen to like a fine moustache

I'm lost. If I were you I'd have some wine (like wot I have in me hand 'ere) and join in. Bells, ther're good for the soul.

it might look like conga-ing, fromgirders, but in reality we're clinging on for dear life while the other daft great lummoxes bang around beside us.

Do they all look alike? Are they wearing matching outfits? Do they look like they're enjoying themselves or are their expressions all blank? Sounds a bit sinister to me . . .

Or maybe I've just read too many trashy horror novels

It's not me!!!! I don't dance as i would get 2 black eyes, and DP is mostly on battlefield..mostly......

a couple of my boys can't resist dancing to Mr Timberlake.....the others just play football......

....and we don't own 1 single bell.....

...do..a dear..a female...

I can think of much worse things to have to listen to, a couple of years ago we had a family who would constantly argue, often in the middle of the night, luckily they moved away.

Thank fuck we're soon moving to the middle of nowhere.

I'm so sick of other peoples' constant noise.

Are they grapevining and dosey dowing? Are they singing Billy Ray Cyrus 'Achey breaky heart'?