In wondering who the FUCK would order this cake??????????

[onceisok]

Now I like a joke as much as the next person. I even find those kids toys that poo and fart that are all the rage now marginally funny.

But this has to be one of the nastiest cakes I've seen! Other cake fails anyone?

(Sorry if there's already a 'gross cake' thread but I couldn't find it.)

Wow! I honestly have no words. Wtf. Whatever happened to just normal cakes? I really can't unsee that 1 in the link papafran that's got to be the worst thing I've ever seen

I think they're hilarious! But then I have a juvenile sense of humour.

For my wedding I wanted the bride and groom on top covered in blood with chainsaws in their hands and the guests in bits falling off the edges and scattered around the base. Blood smeared all over it. I like horror and gore. DH said it wasn't appropriate. Boring git.

See that cake linked doesn't bother me as much for some reason!

Maybe it's the nappy aspect. Could have put a couple of flies on it for extra boak value.

Oh god papafran

I could of just about dealt with the babies head.
But the bloody shit coming out
Bleeurrggghhh

Haha wow the turd coming out definitely takes the cake

Should have done a good tear to top it off.

Now I can giggle at these ideas but really wouldn't want it in a cake. I love cake but not sure I could eat any of the above....

Aarghhh! Hideous - especially the birth one with the bloody head crowning and the poo. Cakes are supposed to be appetising! I can't even imagine eating that. Or looking at it on a party table. Eeeew.

To think I refused to eat one of these [comparatively, when compared to the horrors above] cute little cakes at a baby shower because I thought they looked like the babies had been cooked upsidedown in them:

BabyFeet CupCakes

DM makes cakes as a business and once was asked to make a bum with poo coming out... people ask for the strangest things!

Give me a nice Victoria Sandwich any day.....

Haha those feet cup cakes are a little weird!

There is a cat litter tray cake

www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwiG0oKrzcjWAhULORoKHWmiAWAQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.copykat.com%2F2009%2F02%2F04%2Fkitty-litter-cake%2F&psig=AFQjCNH4dZS-ApINU605K9-KsYaYevvkig&ust=1506712966743179

thank you. People are weird!

I was puzzled by the first cake because I could see it was a nappy, but I thought it said 'Gary' on it. You don't see many baby Garys..

Gary! My cat was called Gary.

Nigella Lawson made a realistic one for Marilyn Manson that was a cat litter tray. Dont google it unless you have a strong stomach.

My cat is called Gary fab name!

Damn, cross post.

Nigella Lawson...Marilyn Manson. Eh??

Other cat's called Dave. Outing.

Looks much easier out than my firstborn!!! 13 hours in the hospital and no cake for me!!!

Jesus wept!

Yes, parenting is about the poo for many years but that is nasty!

Fekko It was on the Graham Norton show