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In wondering who the FUCK would order this cake??????????

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onceisok · 28/09/2017 19:28

Now I like a joke as much as the next person. I even find those kids toys that poo and fart that are all the rage now marginally funny.

But this has to be one of the nastiest cakes I've seen! Other cake fails anyone?

(Sorry if there's already a 'gross cake' thread but I couldn't find it.)

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MummyMuppet2x2 · 29/09/2017 17:54

goal = boak

Mumandteacher123 · 29/09/2017 18:31

@ Lilliana, is that the cake for the Narcos wrap party I wonder?!?😂😂😂

ConfessorKahlan · 29/09/2017 18:33

I did it again! I clicked on the fucking link. Now I'm having to bleach my eyeballs again after seeing the cat shit cake.

Will I never learn?

HidingUnderARock · 29/09/2017 19:22

Looks like the sort of thing my hubby would order... he's not a fan of the entire baby thing.

youhavetobekidding · 29/09/2017 19:25

Bleurgh .......

GrumpyInsomniac · 29/09/2017 19:30

These were for a Halloween cake and edible art event. They're among the least gruesome - we had realistic eyeball cake pops, slices of human flesh made from rocky road, etc.

But I'm fairly certain the choice of the dog shit cupcake as a sample was deliberate when the journalist from the Mail asked if the cakes tasted nice despite their appearance. It's the only time I've seen someone gag as a cake approached their mouth. In the end she closed her eyes and discovered that in this case the dog shit tasted of chocolate, rum soaked sultanas and hazelnuts. A bit like boozy Ferrero Rocher :)

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Eveforever · 29/09/2017 19:46

I didn't know these kind of cakes were a thing. I can't wait till my daughter's next birthday now. Inspired, thanks.

manicmij · 29/09/2017 20:08

Call me British, can't stand all the nonsense about baby showers. Totally unnecessary. As for the cake - grotesque!

outabout · 29/09/2017 20:21

journalist from the Mail asked if the cakes tasted nice despite their appearance.
Opportunity missed me thinks!

KAT0779 · 29/09/2017 20:25

Yuk! Unappetising at the least!

ShellyBoobs · 29/09/2017 20:40

Call me British, can't stand all the nonsense about baby showers. Totally unnecessary.

Completely agree. More utter bollocks imported from the US.

I would honestly be embarrassed to be involved in such a thing.

Dustbunny1900 · 29/09/2017 20:52

I feel that way about bridal showers, bachelor or bachelorette parties and especially gender reveals. All very Confused but whatever blows someone's hair back

OFuckShitAndBollocks · 29/09/2017 22:27

The birth/poo coming out cake is nasty!!!! Why?!?! And the shitty nappy is just wrong, they both are. This thread may help with my diet!!!

supersop60 · 30/09/2017 07:27

grumpy the hazelnuts would have spoiled it for me. Smile

jthurst · 01/10/2017 15:22

Hi Everyone! My wife made this cake, and I shared it on Facebook along with others. It was a FUNNY baby shower cake for her sister who was the proud mommy of 3 boys under 3.... Lots of poopy diapers! And, yes, it was melted Milky Way candy bars. :) By the way, she can make beautiful cakes, too.

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onceisok · 01/10/2017 16:55

Well now she's famous all over the world! Grin

How on earth did you stumble across this?

I feel bad now! I did like her other cakes. Maybe I'll order my son's next birthday cake from her as an apology lol!!

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onceisok · 01/10/2017 16:56

I do still think it's gross though. Grin

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CoconutGal · 01/10/2017 18:23

Is that cat food on the cake?

Sarzeyanne1 · 01/10/2017 19:45

Love it..how funny

onceisok · 01/10/2017 20:08

Milky Way. Cat food really would be Envy >not envy. And not very edible! (Unless you were a cat.)

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YellowLily · 01/10/2017 20:19

Not as gory or gross but I've just trawled through old messages to find this one.

On my Facebook years ago - a friend of a friend had made this.. totally inappropriate ; think the cake was supposed to just be a JLS cake but then again it was for a 16th Birthday... HmmBlush

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onceisok · 01/10/2017 23:12

Daily Mail you are MASSIVE fuckers and I hate you. Print that. Angry

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Fekko · 01/10/2017 23:14

What? Has the mail been all over his thead?

onceisok · 01/10/2017 23:21

Yes. Fuckers. Calling me a 'horrified mother'. Grin

And the lady that made the cake (in the middle of sodding nowhere in Maine) has now seen it and I feel like a massive mean shit.

It's a small world. Especially in this digital age. Especially with the Daily Twating Mail and their lazy 'journalism'.

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