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Just realised I've got sperm all over my curtains

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Pacificplaza · 27/09/2017 09:32

It took me ages to choose this fabric. I really wanted to make sure it was exactly right. How have I not noticed this until now that they're up?!!

Just realised I've got sperm all over my curtains
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TheCatsMother99 · 27/09/2017 09:32

I don't think it looks like sperm 🤔

Mumof41987 · 27/09/2017 09:33

Well I'd not have noticed if u hadn't said

ShowOfHands · 27/09/2017 09:33

They're very pretty sperm if that helps?

moreshitandnofuckingredemption · 27/09/2017 09:33

Neither do I

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Pacificplaza · 27/09/2017 09:34

Really?

Just realised I've got sperm all over my curtains
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AmyGardner · 27/09/2017 09:34

Hahaha it took a sec to see it, but you can't unsee it can you?

Bit spermy, yep. Grin

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 27/09/2017 09:34

Showy is right. They are very pretty sperm.

BalloonSlayer · 27/09/2017 09:35

Oh I clicked on this to say LTB.

Lweji · 27/09/2017 09:35

Oh, sperm cells!
It looks fine.

Original poster
Pacificplaza · 27/09/2017 09:35

Pretty sperm Grin

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Original poster
Pacificplaza · 27/09/2017 09:36

And yeah sorry for the clickbaity title. That would definitely be a LTB situation.

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blackteasplease · 27/09/2017 09:36

A little bit like sperm but v pretty!

TheCatsMother99 · 27/09/2017 09:39

I don't know whether anyone would think that though unless you pointed it out. Don't worry about it.

SantasLittleMonkeyButler · 27/09/2017 09:40

Oh dear Grin.

It's a conversation starter at least.

Ninjakittysmells · 27/09/2017 09:42

Oh I like your spermy curtains!

CadleCrap · 27/09/2017 09:43

I bought some table mats to give as a wedding present years ago. It wasn't until we were at a very formal dinner at the recipients house that we realised that every single one had birds shagging on them. Just why would you do that?

At least it is pretty sperm.

NotAPuffin · 27/09/2017 09:45

I don't think they look sperm like at all, and they're lovely.

MiddleClassProblem · 27/09/2017 09:46

I think as it's brown and white it's not particularly spermy

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Pacificplaza · 27/09/2017 09:46

CadleCrap haha!

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Howlandbreathe · 27/09/2017 09:46

More like cotton buds to me...

dustarr73 · 27/09/2017 09:48

it looks like that one is breaking away.Hope you have good contraception op.SmileSmile

paxillin · 27/09/2017 09:48

More like the stuff squeezed out of a blackhead.

AnnaBay · 27/09/2017 09:48

I would of said tadpoles myself.

Viviennemary · 27/09/2017 09:48

They look like flower buds to me. Bit silly.

Llamacorn · 27/09/2017 09:51

Yes, very pretty sperm.

Every year at Xmas my mum brings out her 'rude' tablecloth. Looks a very innocent pattern until you take a closer look and the patterns make up both male and female genitalia Grin