Just realised I've got sperm all over my curtains

[Pacificplaza]

It took me ages to choose this fabric. I really wanted to make sure it was exactly right. How have I not noticed this until now that they're up?!!

My mum once had rabbit ejaculate up her wallpaper and I thought you and me could bond over common ground

QueenAmongstMen please could you elaborate because I can't even begin to imagine.

I came on to commiserate after buying some bedding once from Debenhams and finding that it had actual dried sperm and lipstick on it. It also smelt strongly of cheap detergent. I took photos and took it straight back (within the hour) and they questioned as to how they knew I hadn't done it? It took an argument to get them to refund me.

I was about to say "this is completely normal but how did you find out".

yannow, thinking crime scene detectives had been using that special light to check your room for stains. [embarrassed]

Thought you were going to say you'd done the BJ sneeze.

Good grief Lweji in 13 + years on Mn you found my first ever mistake!

*those ova. at least I didn't call them eggs

I expected something else too!!!

But I do love those curtain, can I ask where you got them from?

at cuntains and yes, please elaborate QueenAmongstMen!

Thanks DamnSummerCold but I chose the fabric from an online fabric shop and my mum made the curtains - can't remember the name of the company sorry as I looked at hundreds!

Ahhh sperm cells, I thought bloody hell, if your partner is ejaculating something that resembled that, I'd book in with a urologist pronto.

That's not sperm.

This is sperm: www.spoonflower.com/fabric/3390216-girl-sperms-by-bluevelvet

And there's more:

www.spoonflower.com/tags/sperm

This is called Pareidolia. Doesnt look like sperm to me.

Haha, I bought some plates last year with compartments for different nibbles. It wasn't until we put them out on the table for PILs that turned a particular way they have a very clear cock and ball shape in the middle

These amused me...

Ginsanity... looks like one of Georgia O'Keeffe's curiously-shaped flowers....

Now I'm tempted to get one of those sperm pattern curtains.

They also have an actual "repeating penis" pattern, among other things.

www.spoonflower.com/collections/166151-the-human-body-by-joanandrose?iref=clk-xs-fab-collection-name&page=1

That sperm bauble thread made it on to the Daily Mail website the other day.

Op your curtains might become famous!

Very nice curtains though