To want to kick out my lodger?

[BlueDecor]

Apart from never lifting a finger to clean anything despite using all the facilities including 17 minutes in the shower 3 times a day on Sunday using all my gas and hot water yesterdays discovery made me feel both sick and angry. To the point where I won't even speak to him.
I was cleaning the bathroom and noticed that the bath was wet yet again. It never gets used and the bathmat hanging over the side always seems to be soaked. It's only used to bathe the children when they're round.
Anyway I queried it with the f***t only to be told that he's been using it as a bidet after a poo.
The dirty bastard has been hosing the klinkers off his arse into my bath with the shower attachment. DP wants to kill him I just want him out.
Any advice?

Bleugh! Give him notice.

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Does he have a contract?

If no contract, give him 7 days notice in which to get out.

Why can't he just wipe his arse in the normal fashion?!

Who even has a bidet these days let alone tries to improvise one?!

Agree, give him notice. Yuk!

Maybe he was using it to douche?

Bit of colonic irrigation...

I'd be buying and hiding new toothbrushes too.

How did you respond when he told you!!? I'd have given notice right then and there!

well you know the answer to this!

I don't get the problem. He's using a bath to wash himself. That's what baths are for. I imagine he uses paper as well and then uses the shower attachment to be extra clean. What's wrong with that?

But if you don't like having him around then tell him to go. The rest of the stuff sounds annoying but really don't see the issue with the bath.

Bleurgh!

Well to be fair if he had a bath then all his poo bits would come off his bum and in to the bath anyway. However saying that he should perhaps clean the bath after he has used it.

I'm with thecatneuterer on this one.

Whilst I don't do this myself it is far more sanitary than using toilet paper.

Couldn't get wound up by someone properly cleaning themselves.

Is he from overseas? It's very common in other countries to use baths this way.

Poison?

The dirty bastard has been hosing the klinkers off his arse into my bath with the shower attachment.

Surely he's unusually clean, rather than dirty. Whatever shit couldn't be removed with toilet paper would presumably be removed in the provided washing facilities anyway, and removing sooner rather than later makes him above-averagely clean.

Disgusting and not welcome behaviour in my bathrooms...

Ffs, what is it with the poo obsession on here today.

i dont understand the problem either and tbh i dont know why he told you this. he had a shower, but simply his lower half
i call bullshit

What no arse washing Gemini ?

It sounds grimmer than it is.

Its just washing your arse in the shower isn't it?

Nasty. I'd give him notice if you can.

The bidet analogy with the bath doesn't work. You don't have a soak in a bidet.The thought of his poo bits floating in my bath water. Yuck!

It's the summer holidays, Bluntness

Also agree with thecatneuterer. I think it's maybe a bit strange, but nothing really wrong with it. Why did you query what he was doing in there in the first place?

sometimes i do the same
can't see the problem

sorry but what I really want to know is what f***t actually really means?